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10/31/2010 10:55:36 PM
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Jokes about Noble teams death.
Just Wondering if anybody had any jokes about any of the noble team members deaths.
Post them here.
Kat died in mid sent...
EDIT: Also Noble six died becuase he left his eyes in his helmet
[Edited on 10.31.2010 2:56 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neffero Kat should have stayed in the kitchen.[/quote] Your originality, or lack thereof, is astounding.
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Kat should have stayed in the kitchen.
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why did the chickenpede cross the road? to get to the other side. YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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Spartans and Elites, please keep the jokes comming!
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Jackal gave Kat a facial.
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Jorge: I shall save Reach by destroying this 1 cruiser! Noble 6: Why not just set the timer? Jorge: I will have to sacrifice myself to save Reach! Noble 6: Or you can just set the timer like I - Jorge: This is it 6..THIS IS IT!! Noble 6: Are you even listening to me?! Jorge: I shall know toss you off the cruiser, thus saving you! Noble 6: But won't the landing kill me?! Jorge: So long 6, and keep these dog tags for me, friend.. Noble 6: Dude, I don't even -blam!-ing know you.. -Tosses 6 out of the cruiser- Noble 6: Damn you Jorge!! Jorge: You forgot this parachute! Noble 6: ..! --- Later that day, after Kat dies and Jun runs to chase after Halsey's mature ass --- Noble 6:Oh bajeebus, it's a -blam!- Scarab! Emile: Get your thumb out your ass and blow that -blam!- up, 6! Noble 6: Do I look like Master Chief to you? Emile: Who? Carter: This is the end, Noble 6.. Noble 6: End for what? Carter: I must crash this heavily damaged Pelican into the Scarab. Noble 6: Or you just set it on autopilot and jump out of the Pelican. Emile: Or you can blow it up with the Pelican like you said! Noble 6: The hell is wrong with you?! Emile: I like seeing -blam!- blow up in front of me. Carter: The autopilot controls are locked, how do I hack them?! Noble 6: Don't influence him into killing himself over 1 Scarab! Emile: Oh, so you're saying we should just walk past that thing?! Carter: Hey guys?! I'm gonna crash! Noble 6: I'm implying that you can shotgun snipe their legs and- *Pelican crashes into Scarab* Emile:.......-blam!-. Noble 6: -Facepalm- [Edited on 03.07.2011 9:40 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blagsc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arcesious Why did noble 6 die? Zerg rush.[/quote] *Sees 200 zerglings*"ah crap its only the start of the game!"[/quote] We need reinforcements! "Thor iz hearrrrrr!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SCHMORG 3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellfire149 I bet Noble Six had a pretty good K/D though.[/quote] All of Noble team did. Everyone dies once[/quote] i want my tombstone to simply read "Respawn in 5"
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Kat finally got her massive ego popped.
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L.O.L
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Six, go to the... You know what Carter? I just reached Colonel and I want to say something... Screw you, I'm going home!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Courageous Mike (Carter and Kat are taking cover behind a sandbag and Kat's Magnum is jamming) Carter "You alright Noble 2?" Kat "Yes sir, but my weapon keeps jamming" (Kat gets up slightly to show Carter) Kat "Here loo-" (Kat is shot in the head by a Covenat sniper which is seen running off) (Six and Emile are watching from a near by sandbag) Emile "Oh S---, Kat..." Six " I know..." Cookies to anyone who gets the referance.[/quote] That's Anthony Carmine's Death in Gears of War in the first Act!
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guys you dont realize those Elites werent stabbing Noble Six, they were tickling him.... TO DEATH!!!
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Woops........... [Edited on 03.07.2011 2:14 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaboopi cannon Well I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses* That Carter had a [i]Noble[/i] death. YYYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!![/quote] *shoots Shaboopie Cannon* [Edited on 03.07.2011 2:20 AM PST]
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If the ending scene had taken place in a prison, Noble 6... He shoulda been given a helmet on a rope.
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Jorge: "ITS THE DAMN COVENANT!!!" Covenant: "Covenant do not infiltrate" OR Commander shepard looks up at an engineer.. *shrugs shoulders* "Its just a big stupid jellyfish!* [Edited on 03.07.2011 1:37 AM PST]
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How many Elites does it take to kill Noble 6? 8, One to kill him and 7 to make it an epic cutscene.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KannibalKlown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellfire149 I bet Noble Six had a pretty good K/D though. 1 Death ???? (too many to count) kills.[/quote] Not as good as Jorge's. How many did he take out with that slip-stream device? If not for the Rank cap, Jorge would probably be an Inheritor rank by now.[/quote] Yah, but he also commited sucide
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hey Katt, how do you like the'm apples?! and by apples, I mean needle! in your face! RvB - Sarge
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Courageous Mike (Carter and Kat are taking cover behind a sandbag and Kat's Magnum is jamming) Carter "You alright Noble 2?" Kat "Yes sir, but my weapon keeps jamming" (Kat gets up slightly to show Carter) Kat "Here loo-" (Kat is shot in the head by a Covenat sniper which is seen running off) (Six and Emile are watching from a near by sandbag) Emile "Oh S---, Kat..." Six " I know..." Cookies to anyone who gets the referance.[/quote] THis is from Gears 1, poor Carmine :-( [Edited on 03.07.2011 1:09 AM PST]
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It was too embarrassing to release on disc, but Jun met his demise after a hearty bowl of curry. They never bothered to clean his armor.
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Jorge: Almost therrrrreeeee... got it. 6: got wat Jorge: My tac nuke 6: no freakin way! Jorge: Yep, first time. 6:Let me see Jorge: K 6:and there Jorge: Wat 6: fired it Jorge: you sob 6: ha, just delayed it with EMP, suck it Jorge: Why u son of a... *grabs 6 and carries over to edge* I should kill you. 6: please put me down Jorge: Fine *drops 6* 6: oh, i forgot to tell you, i lied... didnt delay, toodooloo! 5-4-3-2-1 Jorge: Mother Fuc- BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! 6: Thats for noob tubing me on Quarry. [Edited on 03.07.2011 12:43 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Courageous Mike (Carter and Kat are taking cover behind a sandbag and Kat's Magnum is jamming) Carter "You alright Noble 2?" Kat "Yes sir, but my weapon keeps jamming" (Kat gets up slightly to show Carter) Kat "Here loo-" (Kat is shot in the head by a Covenat sniper which is seen running off) (Six and Emile are watching from a near by sandbag) Emile "Oh S---, Kat..." Six " I know..." Cookies to anyone who gets the referance.[/quote] Gears or War 1? :o
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Kat: Hey guys the checkpoint is right up the. . . . 6: so umm. . . I don't wanna revert to last save, is it cool with you guys if we just "ignore" that?
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[quote]Kat's death was a catastrophe But carter kept her body as a *Puts on glasses* Kat-Ass-Trophy YEAHHHHHHHHH[/quote] THIS
