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2/6/2022 7:25:05 PM
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I have several organs for sale in my garage
Some of them are older, some newer, but I've made sure they are well preserved. Two or three are discounted. Many people these days forget how important organs are, and just how much good organs can enrich their lives.
Did I steal these organs?
My answer: I am a legitimate businessman and certified organ handler.
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#Offtopic
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Do you have an appendix? Don’t ask why.
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1 ReplyAre the keys well polished? How do they play? I assume the notes still ring out clearly, but you can never be too sure these days. It's so hard to find a good organ dealer with the supply chain issues and all.
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Was the embargo lifted?
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Any B3s?
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5 RepliesNot a fan of flesh magics personally, the stains are hard to wash out and the smell clings to everything.
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Salted Organ marketplace mkII when?
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Pipe organs??
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Do you have any discount intestines? My jump rope broke the other day.
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1 ReplyWhere are my balls, George
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1 ReplyI’ll take the 🍆
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1 ReplyMust be quite the garage. Do you have any 2500 piece pipe organs or just electronic?
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I would like to purchase a jaw, none of the teeth, just the jaw...
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2 RepliesEdited by Rip Van Winkle: 2/6/2022 7:37:51 PMi know a guy with healing abilities like wolverine, we just take his organs out and wait for them to grow back kind of annoying though, sometimes they just reattach themselves mid operation and i have to cut them out again this one time his skin healed while my hands were still inside him and i had to wait 8 hours for him to wake up so he can call his wife to come cut them out
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Edited by TigersFan228: 2/7/2022 12:22:48 AMDon’t tell El Taco. Especially if you have kidneys.
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Any hearts?
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3 RepliesAny hand crank organs?
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Do you have any freshly polished spleens? I have quite a few right now but they are getting fairly dull looking and it’s starting to bother the wife. She doesn’t want to have our friends over anymore because she’s embarrassed at what they’ll think of our dull and dusty spleens.
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Show me your finest gallbladders. My friend had to get his taken out cause it was "causing problems for him" and "isn't essential." I'd like for him to have one again. :)
