Headline: Florida man attempts to [i]"Free Nemo's friends"[/i] in the most inefficient way possible

My body has graced me with the lack of urge to defecate in public facilities.

I had a similar experience at a campsite once. Let's just say... There was no toilet to flood after I was done.

[quote]Alright folks, recently I had to get some dog food for my doggo and on the way there (traffic was heavy) I started to get the feeling I had to take a dump! So I got there, and instantly went straight to the restroom. I don’t want to go into detail but that was like giving birth to an elephant. I try flushing…. Clogs. Flushing again, it starts to overflow. And not just a little trickle over the sides, I mean like hurricane Katrina just swept through there. I got that dog food and left in a heartbeat. I sincerely apologize to who had to clean that up. Like seriously, why is Mexican food like toilet fuel?[/quote] Your nasty and if they come do that at your house you deserve that , eat fiber moron

Advice #1: If it doesn’t flush the first time, don’t flush it again. Advice #2: At least let someone know so they can relay it to their manager. Leaving without a word was awfully rude of you.