“This place, it was closed last time I showed up. I’m still pretty thirsty.”
[i]Wanders into the restaurant…[/i]
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The sounds and smells of the restaurant are the first things you notice. Then, Commander waves at you, a man behind the pizza bar in a "don't shoot the chef" apron.
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I hear Commander talking to a lone man at the bar. I walk over there the man’s face is unrecognizable, unresponsive. He leaves as soon as I come over. I sit down at the bar. “What do you serve here? I’m quite thirsty.”
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"All kinds of drinks! Go talk to Alchemist by the drink bar."
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“All right then, thanks for the tip.” I leave the bar and go over to [i]The Alchemist[/i]. [i]Tonight is crowded,[/i] I think to myself. I sit down and wait for some service. Meanwhile, I check Offtopic.
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Alchemist sees you at his drink bar and looks up warily. "Heyo! You, ah, want a drink, yeah? You ain't here to attack me, yeah?"
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“No friend, just a drink. What do you serve here anyway?”
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"Pepsi Products! And... me Fun Juice!"
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“I’ll take a ‘Fun Juice,’ whatever that may be.”
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"How much? Just so ya know, a shot glass is only enough to turn yer skin blue, so you won't feel the fun part of it." He places his hand on the container holding pale-blue glowy liquid.
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“I’ll go for the full experience. How much is that exactly?”
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"5 dollars for this large cup here." He pulls out a larger cup from under the counter.
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“I would like that one, please.” [i]Hands over 5 dollars[/i]
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He fills the cup and hands it to you.
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“Anybody got a timer?!” I say to the crowds of people, “I bet I can finish this entire glass in 20 seconds.” I hear a ‘Yes! I do!’ from the crowd. I proceed to drink the entire thing.
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“I bet I could drink one faster”
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Alchemist watches on in horror.