I once bought this little porcelian cat from this old guy in china town. He said inside it contained magical powers.
So first thing I did when I got home was finish the bag of mushrooms in the fridge, and then proceeded to bash the cat against the wall.
It broke and there was nothing inside. So I went back to china town, and there was this dragon chasing me. I ran for my life, whilst eating a whole wheel of cheese.
Finally found the old man, and he turned into a turtle... so I told him, "listen dude, there was no magic in that cat! It is empty"
So, he turned to me and said this slowly...
"A man will spend money, on stupid sh*t, take this fortune cookie for 5 dollars as your answer lies inside of it"
So, I bashed open the fortune cookie and guess what it said...
"Beware of the dragon"
I think those mushrooms expired.... I am going to count colors now.
English
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This was the greatest story ever told by man. D:
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I am... inevitable.
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I am... The table.