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Edited by Crystilonus2011: 2/14/2021 6:02:36 AM
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It was 13 kills. Not even an issue. Took a single game. You clearly aren’t “great” with bows if you’re here complaining.
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  • Clown like other whos saying "Jast few games" My friend normaly makes around 35-40 kills with bow, but this one got him stuck for half of day.

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  • Oh man! You know without your input... I don't know WHERE I'd be! Has anyone ever told you that you possess the purest genius there ever was. I mean WOW! I wish I could get your autograph. I know I'm not worthy of your presence, but come on, you CLEARLY are a sage as you can be constantly next to me and know everything about me. God it just feels so good to have friends like you. By the way are you God? Omnipresent always? Wait, holy crap did I die?! Is this me, dead? Where's the wings man? Do I have to grow them? Aaaah look at me! Questioning God. I mean who am I right? Questioning God I'm surprised you didn't smite me just then, Mr. Vengeful! Look at you! Man the executives on Earth, they think THEY got the top floor, I mean, they've never seen THIS! The highest of floors!... And they probably won't! Ahaaaaa! Get it?! YEEAAH you get it. Because greed and, sins and such... This is... This is just great. Wow. I'm star struck! I mean YOU are the biggest star! The father of stars. Oh! My. You!!! I'm gushing... I am gushing like a schoolgirl yay God! I just... I just can't believe they HAVEN'T put your name on the walk of fame. I mean you should have the BIGGEST star!!! By the way if I am talking with THE Lord and savior, I must've done something right, right? Where are we going to celebrate? Is there a Red Lobster in Heaven? I never got to try that in my mortal body. I know! Its so WEIRD right?! But you Lord, you know everything about me, very clearly as your word is law and you have spoken so THUSTLY on my life. Is it because this was the day? This was the day you would bestow the greatest wisdom on me? Mmmmmm!!!... I pooped a little in excitement. Coincidentally I'm glad pooping isn't a sin because I'm still here with YOU!!! AMAZING!

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  • Hope you enjoyed wasting your time writing this

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  • On the contrary! I LOVE giving you the attention YOU deserve, because clearly there have been those that have neglected you and hurt you. I just want to REALLY show you what a flawless human being you are, and how much lower everyone else is to you. I want you to go to sleep at night knowing that your prowess is unmatched, and those that say otherwise, are absolutely wrong. Woe are the weak, for you are the apex predator. A sleek and deadly force of nature. Until now we only thought you were legend, but you have graced us with your divine presence, when none of us are worthy. I will say it again. I'm not worthy! But you are so infinitely generous that you took this time to give us your completely infallible wisdom. I say wisdom because it transcends all previous known thought. Behold! The witch hunts shall be no more! The greatest of the great has spoken thustly! The people of the lands must know. It was all so simple this whole time! Every single other plan was a deception unto ourselves, as we were so delusional in our ways that there is one, single action that needs to be taken. Perhaps the Gods have smiled upon you traveller, for no mortal man may brave these lands as you have to deliver such life changing words. I cannot praise your name enough, because I've never been so grateful. I have lived a life of sloth and sin. I am impure. Mayhap you come to baptize all of us, for I am not alone in my sins, and there are many like me, here. We know not how to hunt, oh hunter of hunters. We are weak, but we are in your debt.

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  • Life must be difficult for you.

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  • But is life not difficult for all? Surely not you. I would never speak ill of you master. I know you have all the answers to life, and in your divinity you have chosen, until this point to remain silent, and we, are too small and insignificant compared to you. Our words mean absolutely nothing because we are incapable of speaking with such eloquence and purpose. We could never achieve elightenment as you; only atonement for our sins that never end. We are pitiful. We are disgusting. We do not deserve to be here, yet yourself and God have convened together to make it so, and we must at least be grateful to you, because without you, we would surely perish. It is your will that our atonement be fought, and earned in 10,000 years of blood for your amusement. A God of war cannot be so lenient on their lowly subordinates, for they must prove themselves a force to be questioned not, and revered always. This is flawless wisdom. We live in the hopes to be blessed one day, as the legends foretold, that the skies should open up with a great clap of thunder, and arrows from the great void should rain down upon our enemies and rip them asunder, destroying the kingdoms of men, so that we may only serve you. I pray for that day, for these lands have been ravaged in the names of mortal men claiming to be Gods. We have prostrated at your feet for 15 generations, and we are blessed you've allowed us to continue to live, and I am blessed to have convened with you and survived. Others have not been so lucky, but they were tainted; poisoned by their own ego, and they fell. Your will is one that can be not be governed, nor dictated by mortal men, lest they be destroyed for their insubordinance and ignorance. To think that they could speak with the voice of such Gods is unfathomable, and a crime so egregious that death is the only proper solution, for you are infinitely wise.

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