[quote]Have you tried not sucking and peak shooting?[/quote]
You! There is something about you! Someone speaks through you child. There is a misty aura that transcends the perceivable universe into the infinite beyond. Nobody has ever possessed such ultimate clarity in the wisdom of comedy, and tactics. You're like "Napoleooon!" Meets comedy bot! An amalgamation of flawless strategy, and witty one liners the likes of which are only LEGEND! I bet when you shoot bows they disappear into a void and just strike the target true every time. Nobody could ever aspire to be such a DOMINANT force in the universe! Except God who I was just talking to a minute ago.
Oh yes he's here too! What are the ODDS?! This is the luckiest day of my entire life! I am not worthy of any such attentive, infinitely insightful wisdom, for I am but an insect at your feet. I have made so many efforts to nest within the beds of your toes, so that I may only gaze upon the shadow of the precipice of all creation, 2nd only to the great creator himself.
I REPENT! I shall forever flog myself until there is no flesh on my back to carry the weight of your wisdom that mere mortals cannot fathom, lest they become no more! But I will carry the burden as torture for my transgressions should you see fit! Unable to comprehend, only to FEEL the burning pain of my very essence that can never fade; forever to wander the lands, picked at by the buzzards as the smell of my infinite ignorance wafts through the arid winds and calls upon the greatest predators of the land! I am less than man, but not quite a beast! I must continue! Until one day I can gaze upon your shadow again and be washed clean of my greatest sins! But I will do all of this and so much more if that is what it takes! I. AM. NOT. WORTHYYYY!!! Curse this inferior being! Curse it!
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