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Edited by kingjulianmort:
1/15/2021 3:39:06 AM
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Tell me some destiny jokes.
What’s a Centurion’s favorite sport?
BasCabal.
Shin Malphur never lets anyone win an argument.
He always gets The Last Word in.
What are some funny Destiny jokes you know?
Edit; Not about the games problems or the company, just good wholesome jokes to make people laugh. And, I hate to add this as well, but please, please be clean.
Edit #2; No jokes about other players either.
Edit #3 What mod put this in lore? Lore? Really? Lore? Wh—why lore?
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Zavala gets his bounties from Chuck Norris
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If you throw a trash can at a one eyed mask titan it will get marked for vengence! Please don't hurt me!
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1 ReplyA hunter, titan, an warlock are out and on patrol. Suddenly the titan starts punching himself in the face. The warlock and hunter look at each other confused and say, "why are you punching yourself in the face?" The titan replied, "I have something in my eye and it hurts." More confused the hunter and warlock say, "just blink." To which the titan says, "I cant."
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1 Replya dreg is sitting in the cosmodrome, watching an experienced gaurdian talk to his new light friend from afar. the experienced guardian sounds very upset, and angry. a warm smile plays across the dreg's face, and a vandal walks over to see whats going on. "what're you smiling at?" "look." the vandal looks to the two gaurdians, readying his rifle. "what am i looking at?" "the sunsetting. isnt it beautiful?"
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3 RepliesWhat was the last thing to go through Cayde 6s mind His own rounds
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3 RepliesIt's just Stasis. Chill out
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6 RepliesLegend has it Chuck Norris gave the Traveller the Light. You know why the Pyramids came to the solar system? Because they were running from Chuck Norris who was in their home system. Rasputin did not shoot down the Almighty. Chuck Norris stared it out of the sky. All simulations in the Infinite Forest lead to one reality: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once visited the Tangled Shore. Everything straightened out. Chuck Norris sends Shaxx into the Crucible.
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2 RepliesThe traveler is what you use in soccer
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1 ReplyBad jokes on the field
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1 ReplyHumanity and fallen joining together, the biggest joke.
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1 ReplyI used to be a guardian like you, then I took a thorn in the knee.
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1 ReplyEdited by n1njachikin5914: 1/14/2021 4:58:46 PMWhy do they call it a high servitor? [spoiler]Because it's on dregs.[/spoiler]
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What does Spider say everytime he calls 911? [spoiler]"I Fallen & I can't get up!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]Aight, ima head out.[/spoiler]
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What do you call an undead country? An abomi-nation
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[spoiler] You here to steal things? Good time. Nothing guarded.... [i]heheheheheh...[/i]Joke.[/spoiler]
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Sorry but I'm going to have to hit you with some truth...my client though questionable his actions, was on the right side of wrong...he did in fact have a fifth ace of spades on him.
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Edited by Ice Bear Mike: 1/14/2021 8:00:53 PMSo there’s this guy his name is Taniks and guess what he has no house, kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no kell, he’s a murderer, and very good at what he does and this guy Variks has been tracking him since these guys called the wolves broke their chains, now Taniks works for those guys but not for long [spoiler]funniest shit I’ve ever seen[/spoiler]
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This one I made up during season of dawn last year based on o'riley commercial. "O-O-osiris sundial parts OW!
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2 RepliesWhich two Fast and Furious characters got mixed together? [spoiler]Shaw Han[/spoiler] Where do Iron Lords put their health food to hide it from Siva? [spoiler]Saladin Forge[/spoiler] Who is the most powerful singer in destiny? [spoiler]Riven of a Thousand Voices[/spoiler] Which human loves Crimson Days? [spoiler]Amanda Holliday[/spoiler] Whats eight legged and ugly? [spoiler]Spider[/spoiler] What do I tell my little brother when he does something wrong? [spoiler]Nokris[/spoiler] Who in the game is invincible? [spoiler]Taniks the Scarred[/spoiler]
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6 Repliesweather we wanted it or not we've stepped into a war with the cabal on mars
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What's an Exo Hunter's favorite card? The Ace of Spades. 😁 Not as good as yours, man, but I tried. Thanks for posting. -Snakehide
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3 RepliesZavala- “I was once an adventurer like you, until I took a Thrall to the knee.”
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Two Corsairs enter a bar. The human bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The Corsairs, offended, demand of him, “Is it because we are awoken?” “Of course not!” the bartender responds. “Is it because we are female?” “No!” exclaims the bartender, who gestures to the menagerie of humans, awoken, and exos in the bar. Somewhat confused, the Corsairs ask of him, “Why then will you not serve us?” The bartender responds, “Because the last Corsairs in here got so hammered after two drinks that they used [i]my face[/i] as the punchline for this wretched joke.” [i][b]I’ll be here all week, thank you much.[/b][/i] [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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5 Repliesshaxx favorite food? caesar saladin
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3 RepliesWhy do Titans always win staring contests? [spoiler]because they can’t blink[/spoiler]
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I had a joke, but it was Taken.
