Good evening everybody! This is Aifos coming to you alive from this stage! As you most likely know, I have just won the official Offtopic Election, meaning in just a few short weeks I will be your new president.
Back when I first joined Offtopic, many moons ago, if you told me this was going to happen, I doubt I would’ve believed you. This place seemed so strange, and I felt like an outsider in a foreign land, destined to fade into obscurity. To my surprise, though, I was then welcomed in with open arms, and became a part of this community.
Now that I have won the election, it is my time to give back to that community that accepted me in so long ago. That has been the heart behind my campaign from the beginning; to give back to this forum, and to make this subforum a welcoming, and fun place for all. And now that I have won, that is exactly what I plan to do.
This is a tremendous honor. But it is not an honor that belongs solely to myself. At every step along the way you, the people, were right there beside me. It was you who nominated me, you who spread the word, and you who made my campaign something memorable. You have put your faith, and your trust in me, and I shall do everything within my power to help guide us unto a better tomorrow.
And I know that together, we can all make this subforum something even more amazing than it already is!
May these next six months be something worth remembering! For ‘taters! For top hats! For tintinnabulation!
Long live Offtopic!
You can collect your free magic top hats down the hall, on the third door to your left as you exit the building. I’ll start posting the posts promised in my campaign after my inauguration. That’s all for now folks, jambuhbye!
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*clap*
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7 RepliesHow much for a bribe to become the right hand man? Asking for a friend I swear
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2 RepliesMake Offtopic Great Again! Aifos 2020!
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1 ReplyI didn’t vote for the supreme leader position, I voted in the presidential election, what kind of trickery his this?!
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1 ReplyCool story, Though needs more dragons. (≧艸≦*)
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1 ReplyRecount?
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1 ReplyLong live the Supreme Leader.
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1 ReplyGovernment is overrated. Anarchy for life!
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2 Replies*clapping*
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1 Replyso when do we get the free cake
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1 ReplyThe plan is complete and the hats are nigh!
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4 RepliesTL;DR
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1 ReplyI give him 4 weeks before the curse starts to take hold.
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2 Replies[quote]coming to you alive[/quote] Hehehehe *Looks down at whale bone rune.* A worthy speech, sirrah! I remember when you came here, you've come far, and you've never lost your fun spirit. Bravo, I say!
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8 RepliesIf you had the powa to change 1 thing about any game in za woldo, what would it be?
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5 Replies*drinks from a bottle in a paper bag* You robbed me of my presidency now ill rob you of your life!.!.!!. *pulls out weapon and falls over*
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Aight
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8 Replies(Budgie shouts from the back of the crowd) “Hail the new suprime leader!” *starts throwing pistols in the crowd like candy in parades*
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5 Replies[quote]I’ll start posting the posts promised in my campaign after my inauguration.[/quote] For those of us that are fairly new, could u explain what these posts will be about?
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4 RepliesMy bomb in the pulpit didn't go off? I will avenge my honor yet!
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2 RepliesNow comes the time where I get my kickback bribe in exchange for supporting your campaign. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYay!!! Not uwu!!!
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1 ReplyIt's up to the Supreme court's justice or justices Elections Legislator or Legislators Congressman's to do what's right
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4 Replies[i]*clapping*[/i] Long live the king!
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3 Replies*Ion shouts* Can I grab from the bowl of mints?
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5 RepliesYay! *[i]raucous cheering starts in the crowds*[/i]