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[quote]1. What are your policies on head pats? 2. What are your policies on cat girls? 3. Xbox series x or PS5? 4. Will your policies on death pits like the offtopic arena? Will you persecute people who ran or participated in these death and gore pits? 5. Will you begin taxing offtopican? Or will offtopic remain tax free? 6. Favorite ice cream flavor? 7. What are your foriegn policies for other subforms? 8. What makes you different than the other possible presidents. Will encourage you to reply to other cadents policies and say why yours are better.[/quote] 1. Head pats are encouraged. 2. Cat girls are fine as long as they are appropriate. 3. Xbox Series X 4. Arenas and death pits are encouraged. No participateing people will be persecuted. 5. Taxation is theft, so no. 6. Lemon 7. The salt mines must be destroyed!! 8. What makes me different is that I believe that the smaller the government, the bigger the citizen. As President, I will make sure that citizens have the most amount of freedom with the least amount of salt. [spoiler]Raider for Pres.[/spoiler]

[quote]1. What are your policies on head pats?[/quote] Head pats are fine. [quote]2. What are your policies on cat girls?[/quote] Equal rights for nekos! [quote]3. Xbox series x or PS5?[/quote] Not planning on either right now. I’ll probably get an Xbox eventually. [quote]4. Will your policies on death pits like the offtopic arena? Will you persecute people who ran or participated in these death and gore pits? [/quote] They can stay, as long as you have consent from the participants! [quote]5. Will you begin taxing offtopican? Or will offtopic remain tax free?[/quote] Tax free. [quote]6. Favorite ice cream flavor?[/quote] Vanilla. [quote]7. What are your foriegn policies for other subforms? [/quote] The other subforums aren’t our problem. Leave them be. [quote]8. What makes you different than the other possible presidents. [/quote] Well, my promises from last year still hold. Bi-weekly hangout post with infinite potatoes (like Blaze’s bar but not RP), an underwater city RP line, and free magical hats for everyone! I’m thinking of a weekly game recommendation thingy, too.

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I'm bored so I'll answer these too [quote]1. What are your policies on head pats?[/quote] Don't touch me. [quote]2. What are your policies on cat girls?[/quote] Untapped blood market. [quote]3. Xbox series x or PS5?[/quote] -blam!- console wars, embrace Table Top Superiority. [quote]4. Will your policies on death pits like the offtopic arena? Will you persecute people who ran or participated in these death and gore pits? [/quote] A) I still think a time limit and a panel of judges is the best way to run them. Preferably judges that aren't random salt miners or shitposters. B) Only if they're shit at running them or the combatants are salty or god moddy. [quote]5. Will you begin taxing offtopican? Or will offtopic remain tax free?[/quote] Yes. [quote]6. Favorite ice cream flavor?[/quote] Mint Chocolate Chip [quote]7. What are your foriegn policies for other subforms? [/quote] Leave the salt in the mines. Be on alert for lore spies. [quote]8. What makes you different than the other possible presidents. [/quote] Everyone else promises to make things better, but I promise to make things worse, which is far more exciting. I'd make Offtopic a post apocalyptic survival horror. Six months of endless winter and darkness.

[quote]1. What are your policies on head pats? 2. What are your policies on cat girls? 3. Xbox series x or PS5? 4. Will your policies on death pits like the offtopic arena? Will you persecute people who ran or participated in these death and gore pits? 5. Will you begin taxing offtopican? Or will offtopic remain tax free? 6. Favorite ice cream flavor? 7. What are your foriegn policies for other subforms? 8. What makes you different than the other possible presidents. Will encourage you to reply to other cadents policies and say why yours are better.[/quote] 1. Head pats will be legal 2. Cat-girls are accepted! 3. [b]PS5[/b] 4. We say [i]more death pits.[/i] 5. To hell with taxes! 6. Mint with chocolate chips! 7. Destiny posts are should be escorted out of Offtopic, and the Salt mines will continue to be a place I frequent! 8. With the combined power of me, and Insane? We will bring many posts of good fun and enjoyment. As we speak me and Insane are developing policies that we will reveal in the near future. Ask me and Insane more! And we will answer.

[quote]1. What are your policies on head pats? [/quote] They are good as long as you have consent. [quote]2. What are your policies on cat girls?[/quote] I ain't touching them, but you can, with consent of course. [quote]3. Xbox series x or PS5?[/quote] Ps5 [quote]4. Will your policies on death pits like the offtopic arena? Will you persecute people who ran or participated in these death and gore pits? [/quote] Arena will stay. Everything that happens in the arena stays there, including death. [quote]5. Will you begin taxing offtopican? Or will offtopic remain tax free?[/quote] Keep your money, taxes are for losers. [quote]6. Favorite ice cream flavor?[/quote] Vanilla, I'm a boring boy. [quote]7. What are your foriegn policies for other subforms? [/quote] You can travel and salt miners can visit, but don't bring that salt back here. [quote]8. What makes you different than the other possible presidents.[/quote] I am running under the UwU platform to remove stereotypes about us.

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