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Edited by cinqueMento: 11/13/2020 10:30:04 PM
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Zbruh for President

Today, my fellow Offtopickles, I announce my candidacy for the president of our fair nation. I come to you not as a many headed horror, a faceless metallic megalomaniac nor a hidden neko huntress. Today, I come to you as myself, an old friend. I won’t rattle about my exploits or all the trouble/fun I’ve got into over the years here, but I will summarize it by saying I’ve been around the block here a few times, and intend to use my hard earned experience for the betterment of our forum. What I will expound upon are my campaign promises, and these will be further enumerated at the primaries to follow, including: A fantasy football league sponsored by yours truly, instead using an older edition of Blood Bowl, which means you can KILL YOUR OPPONENTS Finally finishing a well accepted Cyberpunk story of mine, Vice&Valor, for your enjoyment Hosting consistent monthly roleplay events(whether it be combat or a party will be up to a vote) A new post series, OffTop Gear, modeled after the recent Bottom Gear memes And most importantly, I have tried to leave this forum for over a year and a half. If the curse takes me, you will all have something to celebrate for. I don’t want all these promises to be so tit-for-tat, as this becomes more of a grocery shopping trip in OT for the president that gives all the ingredients people want. As president, I will do my best to support, reinforce and emphasize the family that Cell-3 started. [quote]“We. Are. A. Family.” [/quote] He said it best, but I will do everything in my power to become a worthy successor of his. We aren’t the Offtopic he resided over, but we are strong. We are a community. And I will do whatever I can to help and support our beautiful sub-forum. May Achronos be with you all, and onwards to victory! [spoiler]Also, I need bumps. I'll put them here in this spoiler. Thank you! 6/5 Blaze Insane Dislay Hooky <3 Aifos Sylver[/spoiler]

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