Why am I so small?
Wait, did I get polymorphed into a halfling!? No!! Halflings can't be Rangers in AD&D 2e!
English
-
Edited by Loot: 11/4/2020 7:54:17 AM... POV she's your kindergarten teacher... [spoiler]also degen hours, noice[/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
-
6 year old santas bout a get a lesson on sex ed
-
[quote]... POV she's your kindergarten teacher... [/quote] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519678227749404683/773534971520483338/image0.png
-
Polymorphed into a young halfling even!? It'll take me forever to become an adventurer now! Who did this, I demand to know! Don't laugh at my diminutive voicebox!
-
... I'm not laughing, I'm uh, doing breath exercises, yah that's what I'm doing hahaha... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
-
Oh, I apologize, it's hard to tell while so short. Wait...you did this didn't you? You or the anime girl. Reverse this, I must be a ranger!
-
... I can't help you chief, have fun growing up agane... *pats you on the head* [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
-
Wait no! No head pats! That is culturally appropriating nekos! Make me not a hobbit and I'll pay you... I don't know how much, I forgot how to count.
-
Edited by Warlock Holmes: 11/4/2020 4:54:10 PMHello Sport want to go out for second breakfast after school today? If you do good on your test today I have even bought you a special toy. The thieving test that is. We must take as much advantage of this new form as possible.
-
Thieving test? Hm, I guess that's not so bad. When life gives you lemons that polymorph you, make lemonade. Can we get icecream with second breakfast?
-
Very good sport. Now score well on that test. I have this gift I don’t know what to do with besides give to you. Go rob them blind sport.
-
*Trots off to thief school to take everyone's mathoms and candy*
-
You got this sport! *looks at gift bag dramatically.* For maybe our lives depend on it.
-
*Doesn't hear the dramatic words, but if I did, I would be very worried.*
-
*Dramatic music starts as I watch my hafling friend disappeared into the horizon. Then I shall wait for him to return. Perhaps I should get a cart and some fireworks.* Good luck old friend.
-
... You're already forgetting so much, head pats are for any small cute thing... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
-
Do not call me cute! I may be under 3 ft tall but when I embiggended I will steal all the cloaks in Off-topic!
-
... I'm sure you will little buddy, I look forward to seeing it... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]