Whilst on vacation I received word that OffTopic elections are imminent. Given Giraffalope has seemingly ceded power, I feel obligated to put my hat in the ring. As President I will be a model citizen, a fair leader, and thoughtful champion of my constituents! If the campaign moves forward I will accept and vet applications for cabinet positions. Edit: Bury this post with downvotes. It’s too early in the year. Strength through unity!!! [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]