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  • There's a familiar face. How is tequila made?

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  • Well hello there ;) Was beginning to think everybody decent’d left. Tequila itself is a spice, mined on Titan (one of the moons of Saturn) and mixed with sheep’s milk, vodka, fruit juice and other flavours, to make a popular health drink. The drink has been in production ever since 1947 when the Coca-Cola company first learned of the spice’s existence and amazing mind-altering properties after interrogating an alien that crash landed in Roswell New Mexico, who’s unconscious body had been clutching a bottle of the stuff for dear life. Nowadays it’s a lot less potent than the original ‘Teqi-La’ recipe the alien coughed up - Coca-Cola having heavily diluted the mixture with sugar and other less expensive forms of lethal addiction that were found over the years - but it is still possible to find a pure distillation every now and again; although anything above 30% pure spice has been illegal in many countries since the revelation that it can cause mutations including (but not limited to): the growth of extra limbs, allergies to oxygen and one’s own body hair, spontaneous uncontrollable fits of racism, and magnetism.

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  • I had been gone for a bit but have been back here and there lately. Thought I'd dust off this old thread for a new generation of B.net peeps. Great answer!

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  • Sounds like they’re in dire need of some quality posting, well done for sticking around when the rest of us vacated for completely less green pastures

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  • Eh, I missed a good chunk of a year, and this is secondary to the couple of Discords I hide in. But it's nice to come and post things like this that can't be played in the Discord format.

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