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Edited by Azoths_Gambit: 7/24/2020 5:34:24 AM
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She called to the Dark, it answered back "Pineapples"

Finally her Ahamkara bone whispered to them, what is it you desire bearer o mine. they each looked at each other and attempted not to think of any thing, they tried their best to ward off the temptations of the dark, yet despite there best efforts a humungous Pineapple materializes before the trio. astonished the Stranger says aloud I can't believe it, is this to be the harbinger of your reckoning? the Drifter scratches his chin and utters my gods it does exist! But who thought of it, the Stranger inquires. Drifter shakes his head no in response. Eris almost convulsed with pure excitement as she Jumps up and shouts, "Yes Pineapple, Its Real" as she cackles uncontrollably. Moon dust You've gone mad? Drifter says. I'm hungry though.. You've doomed us all with this luscious fruit the Stranger proclaims. With it we must surely harvest a feast from those we call foes. From that day forward the trio made their enemies into a final shape, served with a slice of Pineapple, and the Cup of Cakes, their appetites never quite sated. Yes it was the elustirous Pineapple that beckoned the beginning of an end. this is a most true tale written by the Shadow of Shadows, who hails from the Guardian Tribe on behalf of our gracious Emperor Calus. Opulent are those under his reign.
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  • Aunor typed away at her work station, her report began: "Why do they cling so vigorously to this lie, there is no such thing as Pineapples, we need only the Travelers light to be fulfilled any thing else is heresy I say. no they should not pursue this Pineapple, nor seek its seeds, its flesh, its consumption, it is a fruit of the darkness, it has no place here. I forbide it. Come Inquisititors we've work to do, to route the evils of Pineapples. Our work is not done till no Pizza's any where have Pineapples upon them, this is a blasphemy, by the Traveler's light I proclaim Pizza should only have Meat and Mushrooms. Pineapples are a Heresy! No one expects the Praxic Inquisition. Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade.." and so it was a trick of Savathuns, to divide the Lightbearers among themselves with the mighty power of Pineapples... and it worked.

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