Here we are folks, the final poll of this election, we need a date to inaugurate whoever wins. GOOD LUCK to both candidates and may the odds be in your favor.
Edit: GIRRAFFALOPE HAS WONNNNNN!
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15 RepliesEdited by Girraffalope2: 6/27/2020 12:22:03 AMGood morning my pessimistic flounders! I’ve had a blast with this election. Thank you all for your support and votes. If I have to lose, I’ll be happy to lose to Aifos, a good CEO through a through. Or I’d be happy to lose to a whisk-wielding lobster but that’s for another time. As CEO I promise to do everything in my “power” to make Offtopic a better place. How? New laws, a new government filled by you, a weekly talent spotlight to show off the gifts of our citizens and help them improve, guaranteed protection from my punkass wild turkeys, and free tootsie rolls every waning crescent. I love you, not in a weird way. You’re a fun community that never ceases to entertain. Also while you’re here, what’s your moms middle name. It’s for science. Girraffalopes the name! Total domination of a small gaming forum is the game! You didn’t hear me say that! Vote for me
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It’s over, the end is near
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I vote Nil still.
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*stares up at the election stage, and makes a sad smile* Made for a good underdog story, I guess.. *I close my eyes, and quietly walk out of the election hall*
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5 RepliesGlope ftw. Been there for me for years. [b][i][u]DEUS VULT[/u][/i][/b]
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30 RepliesI blame the Discord crowd for this. They're like never here, but suddenly a bunch of the traitors reappeared to interfere in the election like the russians.
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15 RepliesAifos can still win this!
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5 RepliesI’m sorry Aifos...Girraffalope for PrEz!!!!!!
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2 RepliesEach person must now write a 400-750 word research paper on why they should be president. They will be graded and compared. The author of the worse paper will [b]die[/b].
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Edited by The First Aifos: 6/26/2020 3:50:45 PMGirraffalope.. It is true that nobody expected you to be here. From the beginning, the match was assumed to be between the Sheriff, and myself.. But you have fought against the odds, and have overcome much in your quest to reach the top. You have fought with honor, and your campaign shows great care for your people. You are a worthy opponent, and I am honored to face you in the final round. With that all being said.. *the camera dramatically zooms in on my eyes, and a combat visor appears* *cue [url=https://youtu.be/Ngaxovw1PPw]battle music[/url]* I won’t hold back, and don’r expect you to, either! [b]THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING! FINAL ROUND! START![/b]
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is it too late to vote for jill stein
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AIFOS’ bar is a bit bigger. Team Aifos!
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19 Replies*Eye twitch at the 50/50 poll.*
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6 Replies50/50 [b]ALL THANKS TO MEEEEEEEE!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGHGGGHH *[i]cough[/i]*[/b]
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As always, intact the will of chaos and send it 50/50
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6 RepliesSibling, I endorse you. I will make the first aifos the last one if that is what it takes.
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Aifos.
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12 Replies[i]I’m just gonna keep this at a 50/50, I can’t choose between the two[/i]
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11 RepliesWait... what is this about?
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3 RepliesLet’s go Aifos!
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Aifos for Supreme Flibbert
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Aifos.
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1 ReplySorry Girraffalope, but Aifos is... something. Good. He's Aifos, I guess.
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With all due respect to girfallop, I believe her capabilities lie more in shitposting, and that Aifos would provide quality posts for the presidency.