[u][i][b]LUNGS FOR SALE!!! I GOT FRESH, SALTY, LUNGS FOR SALE!! IT’S DOUBLE PRICE FOR COBALT’S!!![/b][/i][/u]
[spoiler]This is a legit RP organ market. Maybe we can use them as temporary power ups in RP. Shitty idea time! But state an either sale, or purchase of a type of organ you have, or want, and I’ll toss it on the board.[/spoiler]
[b][u]SELLING BOARD
Alexander Crowley:Selling:Lungs: Also Double Price for a streamers lungs:PRICE PER PAIR: 30 Credits.
Man of War:Selling:Spleens:Price:10,000 Spartan Credits
Hamburger Helper8:Selling:A Fresh Right Testicle:Price:1000 Vbucks
Ult Corona Crate:Selling:Sodium Filled Virginity:2 Dollars and it’s definitely included in the DLC
Blaze:Selling:A fresh Spine:Price:A Million Rubles
Sylvid-19:Selling:A enchanted pipe organ. 10 octaves. Real ivory keys.:Price:115,000 Shmeckles.
Scary Monsters:Selling:A Left Tiddy:Price:5 Dollars and a 2% Carton of Milk
El Taco:Selling:Dmg04’s Left Pinky Toe:Price:25,000 silver coins.
Shiny Dewott:Selling:2 Stolen Livers:Price:300 Bucks a Pop
BudgieKing:Selling:27 Left Testicles:Price:12 Dolla
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1 ReplyI have 27 left testicles, I am selling them 37 shines, or 12$ [spoiler]may or may not have gone an a organ spree....[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy the heck do y’all want my lungs? I’m a gosh dang networked robotic intelligence lattice! I don’t have lungs! [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSelling enchanted pipe organ. 10 octaves. Real ivory keys.
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2 RepliesI have Dmg's left pinky toe. Don't ask how I got it and don't tell him I have it because he doesn't even know that it's gone yet.
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2 RepliesI would like to buy cobalts lungs but I don’t have any credits. I do have a tongue and a some retinas I stole from a couple salt miners if you would be interested in a trade.
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Edited by Amboorgoor: 5/11/2020 4:03:44 AMSelling 2 stolen livers from literal whos. 300 buck a pop.
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Edited by MaraSovsCheeks: 5/10/2020 10:46:30 PMI have a [b][u]left[/u][/b] tiddy. I’m selling it for $5 and one carton of 2% milk. [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH[/b][/spoiler]
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2 Replies"How much for 1 brain cell... I only got the one."😐
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2 RepliesI got a spine
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2 Replies... I have sodium filled virginity... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI have a fresh right testicle
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5 RepliesSelling multiple spleens
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1 ReplyI'm looking for a nice cheap pipe organ. Got one handy?