Thief! You stole the meme idea from Varvatos’s successful meme yesterday! We will fight to the death! [b][i][u]GLORIOUS DEATH!!![/u][/i][/b]
*raises serrator, converts it to energy spear*
[spoiler]Edit: the meme is funny [/spoiler]
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Uh, check the Offtopic Memes tag. I’ve been doing this way longer than you.
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Does Varvatos Vex smell cowardice?! You cannot escape this fight, Tiger! [spoiler]just roll with it ok 😀[/spoiler]
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Alright. Fine then. Shoot me. Come on then! Shoot me! I -blam!-ing dare you! COME ON! DO IT!!
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[i][u][b]GGLLOORRIIOOUUSS!!!!!!!![/b][/u][/i] *leaps into air, throws spear at your face*
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*Spear impales me, but I just sigh* Well ain’t that a -blam!-...
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Shouldn’t you be, hmmm, dead?
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Yeah this would be a bad time to mention I’ve been cursed.
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[spoiler]reads in realisation that this is a rick and morty refrence. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Actually, it wasn’t supposed to be lol[/spoiler]
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Oh my word...really?
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Pretty much
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Interestanté
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*visible confusion* Cursed? You need a wizard to fix that.
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Yeah, the last 10 wizards I went to go see didn’t fix the curse. This is the last time I make a deal with bloody knife ears...
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What is your curse anyway?
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Basically, I got this really cool crystal called a soul shard. It allows me to basically skip over death and steal the souls of any huge ass monster. Stealing their souls allows me to then use their powers in combat. Problem is though, I can’t -blam!-ing die. And I haven’t found a way to break the crystal yet.
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Allow Varvatos to break the crystal. His 1,000 pounds of muscle should do the trick. *jumps and stomps on it*
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*Facepalms* Brotha, that was the first thing I tried. It doesn’t break! I’ve tried literally everything under the sun. Axes, rocket launchers, hell I even threw it into a volcano! ...that was a rough six months when it resurrected me...
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Did you try dabbing?
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Even dabbing.
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Flexing? Discoing? Breakdowning?
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Especially breakdowns.