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4/13/2020 7:55:34 PM

Petition to Add Bananas to Crucible Reward Pool

Afternoon, Bungie I realize there's a lot of stuff going on right now. Between COVID's effects on your operations and the simply depressing state of your game, I can imagine you have your hands full. However Because we all know it will most likely take an absurd amount of time for you to begin affecting meaningful change to the game with regard to player feedback, and you'd much rather spend your energy on aspects of destiny that [u][b][i]truly matter[/i][/b][/u], such as StAt TrAcKiNg eMbLeMs... I want to bring something of equal importance to your attention. If you haven't yet noticed, there seems to be something of a peculiar primate problem in your precious PvP. These ape-like creatures are wreaking havoc with seemingly no end in sight. Most of them frequenting the Titan Striker subclass, wielding nothing more than the one and only 'Mindbender's Ambition' shotgun. The also have one of those 'primary weapon' things that people can't shut up about, but are only equipped for decoration, as they simply do not possess the evolutionary brainpower to learn how to use one. My proposed solution is to offer them the chance of being fed properly after matches-with a delicious banana! This, in hopes to possibly calm their intense, brain-dead, troglodytic behavior, so that they may find somewhere else to be primitive and uncivilized. Thank you very much for your time.

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