[quote]*keyboard smacking*
*scanning*
*scanning*
*intense scanning*
*robo-slap*
*keyboard smacking*
*mini-scan*
*weeuup!*
*scanning*
*extrapolating data*
*keyboard clicking*
“Google show me this guy’s balls, please.”
*ballscan_initiated:*
*hacker noises*
“Sir, you have a little bit of poop, inside your testicles.”
*fart*
*hacker noises*
*computer noises*
“Google, show me her naked.”
*simulating_simulating_complete:*
*hacking noises*
“Enhance”
*computing:*
“Enhance”
*computing:*
*real hand slap*
“Ma’am. Ma’am. Trust me. Trust me.”
“Dooon’t. Don’t get close to my face.”
“You just have a little bit of poop inside your colon.”
“Here’s your email, I’ll just send it right over to you.”
*data extrapolation noises*
*hacker noises*
*error:*
*computer smack*
*computer smack*
*electric fart*[/quote]
-Bungie anti-cheat services, circa 2020
English
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Working as intended