[b]Lee[/b]: Hey [b]You[/b]: Yo [b]Lee[/b]: I made you a cake [b]You[/b]: What, why? [b]Lee[/b]: [i]*snickers*[/i] No reason, just felt like it! [b]You[/b]: Oh boy! What flavor? [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i]Cake flavor[/i][/b] [quote][b]Lee -blam!-ing full Nelsons you and slams the cake into your face[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]AHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/u][/i][/b] [b]You[/b]: You -blam!-! [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i]eeeheeeHEEHAAAHAHAHAHAH[/i][/b] [b]You[/b]: [b][i][u]You'll regret that[/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]You wipe the cake off your face and charge at Lee with a punch and slam it into his gut[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: OOF!!!! [i]*laughing*[/i] [b]You[/b]: Why are you laughing? You should be on the floor! [b]Lee[/b]: Do it harder [i]*Lee drools in masochistic lust*[/i] [b]You[/b]: Y-you creep! I'll kill you! [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA[/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]Lee shoots sticky bullets at your hands and feet, sticking you in place[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Any last words? [b]You[/b]: Wait, you're actually going to kill me? [b]Lee[/b]: Yes [b]You[/b]: You were a lousy sheriff [b]Lee[/b]: That's it. [quote][b]Lee walks to you and aims the gun at your heart. He leans and whispers[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: [i]April Fool's[/i] [quote][b]Lee aims the gun up and confetti sprays the when he pulls the trigger[/b][/quote] [b]You[/b]: [i]Hehehe...[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: Pretty good right?! [b]You[/b]: [i]Lee...[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: What? 👌 [b]You[/b]: [i]You looked[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]happy april day[/spoiler] Edit: wow reading back, this post really sucks