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3/5/2020 12:31:34 AM
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I like how we have 3 options, rich old white guy vs rich old white guy vs rich old white guy. -blam!- it, I am running for President of the United States. My campaign slogan is simple, "I am not a rich old white guy & I am a way better option then any of them."
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  • I've often wondered how far someone could get with a GoFundMe/patreon funded campaign. I feel like the US is in such a state that someone could have a legitimate chance if they aimed for the troll/lulz demographic.

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    I would like to see that as well. Maybe I should add that I have a sense of humor as well.......

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  • You'll need a badass poster. Also, play the [i]Team America[/i] theme at every rally.

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    I was thinking about a particular GWAR song......one I post here quite frequently about f'ing the animals........or possibly Foamy the Squirrel's Lord & Master...... Anyways, I like the poster idea. How about if I ride a classic chopper on the back of a brontosaurus, a mix of modern & medieval weaponry and the heads of all the politicians attached to chains dragging behind me!

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  • Edited by LahDsai: 3/5/2020 1:04:34 PM
    Mount a mini-gun with alternating red, white, and blue barrels on the brontosaurus. A shield in the shape of the Holy Bible with vaccination syringes lodged in it like arrows might make a nice touch too. Or better yet, cover the brontosaurus with bibles like reactive armor on a tank.

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    I like the minigun idea for sure! I think the Bible idea would send the wrong message, especially with me being a follower of Bernthal & The One True Holy Cookie The Molasses Cookie........... I could hang donkey's & elephants off the sides though! That would make it clear that I am truly above both parties & they were not worthy to serve Bernthal or The People! The Brontosaurus will wear a giant molasses cookie necklace! Kinda like Flav A Flav wore the clock! Etched into the center of said molasses cookie will be the other symbol of Bernthal, the great Punisher Skull!! Add all of that to my assless chaps & me wearing a sleeveless button down Pantera Shirt & a Punisher neck tie and I think I have already won!

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  • You'd definitely have my vote based purely on that image [spoiler]But I don't live in America so this is a moot point[/spoiler]

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    We shall import you, temporarily!

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  • Please do

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    I am. Remember, write in Xombiexronad when you vote!

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  • Do it

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    I just said I was. Vote for me, I am not mentally crippled by politics! I promise to have cage matches between old rich white guys & rabid walruses!

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