Last one was a few nights ago.
I don't remember everything, but my family was staying in some old haunted building with some guy and his mother.
The mother was a real beach and it turns out she was a ghost. She was threatening to hurt my mother so I grabbed a kitchen knife, which are super effective against ghosts btw, and she says
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
So I stabbed her.
She falls down all dead and stuff and my mom is suddenly just not there anymore. It was just me and the guy, so I apologize for stabbing his mom and he's like nah it's cool she's the worst.
Then she moans like a zombie and we both shout "Shut up and stay dead!"
Then we run off into the cornfield because the cops are coming and we're scared we'll get in trouble for stabbing a ghost.
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I love it.
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I love that my unconscious mind stuck a meme in my dream. "What are you gonna do, stab me?" *stabs ghost*
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Yees. Easily the best part.