[url=https://youtu.be/CProgSzAGaI]Because this was too appropriate[/url]
Nyame: Annyiwese Mawkavian ew Mundo Muewte Memento Mowi Stwomkiwk vas Nyowmandy the VI
Age: Fifteen Biwwion yeaws pwus some change.
Height: Six Foot Taww, Seventy five thousand miwes wong.
Wikes: Spoodews, Snyeks, Spoodew-Snyeks, Wintew, Dawknyess, Sweep, Empty Voids, Awby's, Bwood, Dawk Wituaws, beautifuw mewodies tewwing me tewwibwe things, wong wawks thwough mist shwouded fowests, picnyics in cemetewies.
Diswikes: Dogs, Sunwight, Insomnyia, Weawity, Youw face you nyewd.
What I'm wooking fow: Bwinging sin into heaven and doom upon aww the wowwd, a way to end the unyivewse so I can go back to sweep, and I nyeed about Twee Fidy.
Why you shouwd pick me: Because nyothing wasts fowevew.
[spoiler]I'm not sorry.[/spoiler]
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What if I use acid