I stand stwong, I wiww nyot bow to the uwu/fuwwy s***.
[spoiler]I have nyo idea why I made this, but to h*** with it.[/spoiler]
Nyame: "Mandawowian"
Age: wate 20s, pwesumabwy nyigh immowtaw.
Height: 6' 4"
Wikes: wong wawks thwough nyo-mans wands and desowations, the mass swaughtew of opposition fowces, the heawtwess enswavement of the suwvivows, competency amongst cowpowate/miwitawy/guvwnmentaw pewsonnyew/entities,
Diswikes: cowpowate/miwitawy/guvwnmentaw mismanyagement, cowawdice, inyeptitude, egotisticaw s***s.
What I’m wooking fow: Someonye with a nyice pewsonyawity, sense of humow, definyed mowaws, nyo quawms about waw and/ow the undesiwabwe outcomes it has fow some, doesn't mind the occasionyaw cowpse, and who wiww chewish the time spent with each othew.
Why you shouwd pick me: I am a benyevowent head of state of my own faction, a miwitawy powew and minyow cowpowate entity, a supweme sowdiew, a capabwe genyewaw and tactician, and heawtwess swavew of conquewed popuwaces, swowdsmith of high degwee, a man of his peopwe.
English
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I applaud your efforts bop, but it is time for you to leave sir.
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Time to leave? But the party's just getting started!
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Yes, it is time to go. The door is over there. *points to the door.*
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If I bring a pizza can I stay?
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But...I just wanted to be cool...I just wanted people to like me... ;_;
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You are cool, and people do like you. The problem is this uwu/woo stuff, it is not welcome here. Please, take it elsewhere.
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*Sniffles* Okay... *sniffle*
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Edited by Dragoon647: 2/10/2020 6:38:29 PMBarges through door in plague mask and heavy armor. And a flamethrower. “[b]DID I HEAR A SNIFFLE?! HERESY![/b]”
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*Is startled, hisses and runs off*
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“Furry detected, commencing purge.” I point the flame thrower right at Bopsheezi. [b]”BURN.”[/b]
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Bop, please! Come back to us! Abandon this plague, and help us free this place from this curse! Together we can stand strong against the eldritch horror that began this!
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B...but..it's...too...stwrong...Uw...hewlp...
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Please Bop! Don't fall! You're stronger than this, better than this! This isn't you! You can fight it!
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T... Titan...I... [spoiler]01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01010101 01110111 01010101[/spoiler]
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No Bop! You can still come back!
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[i]Can I?[/i] [i]Is there still time?[/i] [i]Or is the future set?[/i]
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I'm not sure if that's a reference..... but you can fight this Bop! We could bring safety back to the forum!
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“You see promise in this individual? Very well. I will not purge until necessary.”
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"Yes, he is a great user, and I wish to try and restore him back to himself"
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[b]Perhaps, we shall see.[/b]
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Hey Bop, just a clarifying question: are you a science experiment? Or an non human race?
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I am a non human race from Eorzea.
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Alright
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“I pity you had to be born this way... but it seems, that you can fight this plague. I hereby deem we make an exception to our rule. If they hate the way OffTopic is now becoming a furry haven. They may join in our crusade. But on one condition. Revoke the ways of the infected.”