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OwO, Bopshweezi?
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Cmiwg? UwU
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So how awe youw dowing?
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I'm dowing alwite, how abouwt youwu?
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Fwine. Want two hwave a romwantic dinner date?
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Suwe, whewe awe we going? Does it have fish? UwU
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[spoiler]Sorry, have to wait till tomorrow.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]NP[/spoiler]
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Sowwy, my budget is kindwa thin. Would you wike McDonawlds?
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McDonawwds is fine UwU.
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[spoiler]I'm just imagining the looks on the employees faces right now lol.[/spoiler] Hewwo mistwer cashier guy. I would wike a cheesebwurger, and my fwiend here would wike a... what did you want?
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Can I have a fiwet o fish OwO?
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"Sure. That'll be 13.99." Uh, Bopshweezi? I onwy have 6 dowwars.
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Uhhh, uhhhh do you take Giw siw?
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"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
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Do you accept Giw, the cuwwency of Eowzea, kind siw?
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"Let me check." *Disappears into back and comes back 10 minutes later* "I'm sorry, we do not." Hey Bopshweezi, wets just steal the cash wegister.
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Nyow howd on Cmiwg, we have othew options. Siw, I wiww meow woudwy and continyuouswy unwess I get my fiwet o fish. Nyow we can do this the easy way, ow the hawd way. Which wouwd you pwefew?
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"I'm sorry, but if you won't pay and cause a disturbance I will have to call Brick, our bouncer."
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Bwick sounds wike a nyice, sensibwe, intewwigent guy who wiww undewstand that I, as a Miqo'te, have my nyeeds. And my nyeeds awe 1 fiwet o fish sandwich ;;w;;
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*Brick comes out* "I hate cats" *Bop and cmirg get thrown out into the dirt* Why don't we jwust go to mwy houwse?
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Okay... *Sniffle* My fish...
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I have fwish. It's been sittwing in the wefwigawator fow about thwee weeks though.
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Thwee weeks? Dat's so owd!
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It's awl I have. If you don't wike it you can go sit in a ditch.