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1/6/2020 12:36:29 PM
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Hands stirred chocolate milk. What’s been going on?
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[quote]Well some punk just decided to make me a drink and stir it with his hands.[/quote] *Draws revolver and shoots the glass to bits, semi-stirred chocolate milk dribbles down the bartender's face* [quote]Might I ask for another drink, I appear to have misplaced it[/quote]
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Pulls out hand cannon. I seemed to have misplaced the rest of the chocolate milk. Is there any other way I can serve you?
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[quote]Ya know what, I'm good, I just found it again.[/quote] *frantically starts lapping up the milk splattered across the counter, wincing at each shard of glass inserting itself into his tongue* *Slams his fist on the counter and releases his grip in pain, six gold pieces clatter across the surface* [quote]keep the change[/quote]
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I the rules of the bar are. I give you drink. And you tell me about your life. So what has been going on?
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Nothing much atm but before Christmas, I had this whole birthday post prepared (it was a penis poll) because I don't think I've ever actually done one despite them being mandatory here and I was about to start typing it up for when I woke up in the morning to simply press post, but realized I got bant for the first time ever. That was fun. So how's your totally-not-a-ban going?
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fine. I think it expired today. I have to check
