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Satire? What is satire?

[quote] WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a rally Friday, President Donald Trump reminded the crowd that he hasn't been impeached all decade. "Least corrupt president of this entire decade so far!" he proclaimed triumphantly. "Of all the presidents we've had in the '20s, I've been impeached the least." Trump also declared he was "the best president of the '20s so far, by far, no contest, no question about it." Fact-checkers scrambled to debunk his claim, but they were forced to admit that this was actually entirely true. A few pedantic people tried to claim that we're not in a new decade, stating that the decade doesn't end until 2021, but these people are dumb and just asking to get beat up. It's the 2020s now, obviously a new decade and to say otherwise is to show that you are not a fun person. At publishing time, Trump had also reminded everyone that he technically has never been impeached, since Pelosi never sent the articles of impeachment to the Senate.[/quote] I mean. He is right. When is polo so going to send those articles over... technically she is abusing her power and obstructing congress right now... and depriving the American public of justice to boot! https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-everyone-he-hasnt-been-impeached-all-decade-long

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  • What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more Lady don't yurt me, don't yurt me No more What is satire? Yeah I don't know why you're not a chair I give you my satire, but you don't share So what is wright and what is wong? Gimme Chris Pine What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more Oh, I don't know, where is my shoe? Where else can I look, I haven't a clue I know we're spider monkeys, just me and my shoe I shan't glow on What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more What is satire? What is satire? What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more Don't yurt me Don't yurt me I want no other, no other dust cover This is my kolache, my dime We are together I need to scratch my back Is it satire? What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more Yeah, yeah, (woah-woah-woah, oh, oh) (Woah-woah-woah, oh, oh) What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more What is satire? Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more Lady don't yurt me Don't yurt me No more What is satire?

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    • Ok, now I hate trump and think hes bad for the country, but those jokes are on point.

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      • Edited by Burgergurgensen: 1/4/2020 5:57:33 PM
        He’s not funny he’s a man blind of all remorse in anything which makes him appear bigger or better. The man’s only driver is recognition. Nobody should be listening to his words, he corrupts every mind who gives him a listen. A man who leads like this is a man who gets your tribe killed. Edit: this is not politics it is a matter of life or death. The man must be removed from office and his kind be banished from the political establishment to ensure the safety of mankind.

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        • [quote][quote] WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a rally Friday, President Donald Trump reminded the crowd that he hasn't been impeached all decade. "Least corrupt president of this entire decade so far!" he proclaimed triumphantly. "Of all the presidents we've had in the '20s, I've been impeached the least." Trump also declared he was "the best president of the '20s so far, by far, no contest, no question about it." Fact-checkers scrambled to debunk his claim, but they were forced to admit that this was actually entirely true. A few pedantic people tried to claim that we're not in a new decade, stating that the decade doesn't end until 2021, but these people are dumb and just asking to get beat up. It's the 2020s now, obviously a new decade and to say otherwise is to show that you are not a fun person. At publishing time, Trump had also reminded everyone that he technically has never been impeached, since Pelosi never sent the articles of impeachment to the Senate.[/quote] I mean. He is right. When is polo so going to send those articles over... technically she is abusing her power and obstructing congress right now... and depriving the American public of justice to boot! https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-everyone-he-hasnt-been-impeached-all-decade-long[/quote] It's an urgent emergency that he gets impeached! *sits on articles* "Okay if you [i]don't do the thing you dont want to do, I'm not gonna give you the papers you need to do the thing[/i] That's not how leverage works.

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          • [quote]At publishing time, Trump had also reminded everyone that he technically has never been impeached, since Pelosi never sent the articles of impeachment to the Senate.[/quote] Trump sad.

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            GiantSlayer
            GiantSlayer

            Known as “Homeschool” to a few - old

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            TigersFan228
            TigersFan228

            The fat one will take it from you - old

            No matter what you think of how Trump governs, you gotta admit he’s got a sense of humor.

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            • I’m not exactly sure but based on context I think [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/254855003/0/0]this[/url] qualifies.

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            • trump is a funny guy. Lol. these fact checkers are amazing. Especially when they exclaimed that trumps picture with the dog was fake. It's like: "DUH!!!"

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