This seems fun. I wave my hand and a massive box of Velveeta appears but then it shrinks into a brick sized object that I put in my pocket* I pull my bladestaff out of the Duat*
English
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(NORTH, SOUTH, EAST OR WEST DOOR?)
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North.
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*Steep, cold stairs beckon you to descend*
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This seems fun! I run down the stairs*
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*You slip, but catch yourself and arrive at the bottom. A single hallway stretches 20 feet into a dark room*
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Ooh. This sounds fun. I smack the floor with my bladestaff and a couple balls of hellfire float out and light the place up*
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*The dark room is made of dark stone. A single, unlit jack o lantern sits in front of the door on the other side*
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Ah. I throw a ball of fire at it and light it on fire hopefully*
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*It lights! Sounds of a party from inside the door are heard upon lighting the lantern*
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I run in screaming Spooky Scary Skeletons*
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*The door is sealed shut. The Spooky Day amplifies the wards on it, and very few people I know can get through it by force. Hint: trick or treat*
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Trick or Treat! I magic a bag into my hands*
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*A mummy answers the door* "And what are you supposed to be?"
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Oh. Right. I shift quickly into a devil with horns and assorted required accessories*
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"Oho! I like this one!" *he hands you a few pieces of candy before wishing you goodnight and happy hunt*
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Thank you good sir! I continue*
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*Upon eating a piece of candy, the floor opens up to reveal more rooms and doors. Left or right side?*
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Hmmm. Imma take right.
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*A mummy answers.* “Oh aren’t you just precious!” *She gives you a handful of candy*