[i]It has come to my attention that I have committed the heinous act of a 'Milk Spill' with your 'Mothers Milk'. Hold on a second Mother, why are you reaching into the box where father keeps his black Nerf gun? Why would you require a game of Nerf war at this ungodly hour? Very well then...
*Cocks gun*[/i]
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Edited by HiddenAlignment: 10/19/2019 12:07:18 AMForgive me, mother, but I have urgent information to give you. Recently, I have sensed the unmistakable presence of unknown beings that crave child flesh under my resting furniture and in my clothing room. I require your assistance in warding off these beasts, otherwise I cannot feel the sensation of sweet dreams and I will make sure that you won’t either. [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]