Congratulations! You are our lucky winner! The Architects are currently developing new planetary transportation methods thanks to recent advancements in Phalanx shield technology, and you have been hand picked by our representatives from our new lottery to test this new prototype! Oh, you didn't enter? No worries, nobody did! That's why we picked [i][b]you[/b][/i] because we know you have taste! Gua...Guardians can taste, right? Can Exos? Ah, who cares. It's a figure of speech! Anyways... By infusing the strength of 10000 Taken Phalanx shields ([i]yes, 10000![/i]) into Red Legion Phalanx combat shields, then melting those down and forcing ensl- I mean, with the help of [i]volunteer[/i] Vex units to construct this baby, we have been able to make a more suitable method to interplanetary travel that will making loading times near instant! I'm talking like nearly light speed. Like 2.900e^8 m/s kind of fast, or 6.48e^8 mph if you're a hipster and prefer English units. But no hipster would try this thing out! Get ready to dismantle those tacky Eververse ships, because nothing says style and being a plain badass than arriving from this! Your friends will be jealous. [b]Shaxx would be jealous![/b] [b][i]Tess might just go out of business![/i][/b] Zavala will...do whatever it is that he does because who cares about what he thinks? There's no need for a waiver either! We've already sent it to your Ghost! Make sure to keep all limbs inside the chamber at all times, and keep loose articles of clothing such as blankets, friendship bracelets, and towels tucked firmly in or around your armor at all times. Any loose items such as your Ghosts should remain in your backpack at all times as well. Alright, ready for liftoff?