*laughs in spartan laser*
Wait... this is too small
*presses button, then laughs in massive modified spartan laser*
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*Laughs in BFG 10,000*
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*laughs in ray shield*
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Edited by Taoster: 9/16/2019 1:29:38 PM*as it fires the base drops*
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*laughs in shield helicarrier*
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Yea, look at the picture now, there isn't a shield out there that can save you.
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Well shoot. Umm... *laughs in possibly deadly dimensional shift* Phew. I didn't die. This hammer actually works
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This thing shifts between hell and our dimension. [b][i]Nothing can save you now.[/i][/b] *BFG division intensifies*
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Well there’s a simple solution to that, become a knightly version of doomguy and fight all the devils of hell, the seven sins, and the four horsemen all at once.
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Which is more hell like? The salt mines or Offtopic?
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Well offtopic is in an apocalypse right now, there are 6 halo rings pointed at it and the city has been taken to the ground, rebuilt, then burned. There are villains running around everywhere killing countless of innocents. So I think the answer is obvious... the salt mines.
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Exactly, even the villains of Offtopic are willing to work with everyone to destroy the salt mines. So don't side with the [i]#lore[/i] spy.
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Exactly, although taking down the salt mines may be beyond all of us.
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But avoiding their traitorous trap is possible.
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Very much so. The world is filled with enemies and villains these days, the least you can do is avoid drowning in salt.
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Umm... well... umm... aha! *laughs in reverse card*
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*Laughs in +4*
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*laughs in importance to current rp arc*
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*throws down another reverse card*
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Hmm... *riffles through bag* I got nothing.
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"Well Mr. Titan, looks like you require some assistance."
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Fair. But I have an ace *laughs in importance to four Horsemen rp arc*
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Ok then.
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Yep. I is important for now
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I cant wait.
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Yep. I already betrayed everyone while we were fighting envy, but technically I don't remember that part