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I’ll back you up on this one
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I’ll try and handle this one. Although I am not a sheriff deputy and I don’t get paid so I’m technically a vigilante.
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Yup, we recognized you in our database as a vigilante
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I much rather prefer the term volunteer, but that’s good as well.
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Hate to do this to you bud, but there’s some teenagers loitering in an area in a strict no loitering zone. Could you take a look?
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*summons a walkie talkie* Uh we got code murple in the uhh... Parking district Ok my men are investigating the issue