*[b]a pop sounds from in front of the factory[/b]*
-uffy bunnie- waaaaiiiitt. Whaaaaaa?
*[b]a figure in a trench coat gloves, scarf, and wearing a gas mask and trench helmet stands in front of the factory. Holding a remote in their hand. A long sword sheathed on their left and a Flamethrower on their back[/b]*
Where... am... I? Where are the bunnies?
[i]you imbecile![/i]
*[b]i shrug[/b]*
What? I wanted to contol de wabbits. They wouldn’t eat The weird lady...
[i]youre drunk[/i]
No you’re drunk
[i]no I’m not[/i]
Well you must be since I’m talking to myself...
[i]You have a point. But that’s you...[/i]
Ehhh, so where are wii?
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*A portal opens and a girl in a blue eclipse hood pops on out.* “Oh. Hello!”
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*still drunk with wine* Ahh! Lolth! *I take out my longsword* Get them bunnies! *silence* [i]hello there, don’t mind him he’s drunk. He is also me. Our name’s Sumpig-2. Who are you and where are we?[/i] Yeah, where are my bunnies? [i]for Pete’s sake those weren’t bunnies![/i]
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“Okay? This is the Controllers base. It contains waaaay too many robots. I’m Selene a simple Celestial Conjurer.” *She bows.*
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*still in same pose* [i]Oh that’s nice. Need help with that? This wine is about to wear off soon and as idiotic as this guy can be he’s pretty decent in add clearing.[/i] *drunkenly lowers sword and hunches* YeEaH. I can SuBTrACt 2!
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“That seems like the effects of void wine. That stuff takes a stupidly long time to wear off. Our last Monarch was given the stuff and it took her 3 days for it to wear off.”
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*i tilt my head* [i]is that so? Well it’s a good thing we have high metabolism...[/i] Yeah, Metalbowlism... *hic* he he *a fall on the ground* He he. Ow! [i]any second now...[/i] He he that cloud looks lik- OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [i]there we go- oooowwwwwwwwww![/i] *i hold my head with my hands, experiencing the worst hangover in the history of hang overs*
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“Welcome to the land of the living! Hope you like robots!”
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*just like that the hangover ends. I’m back to normal* *look up* Oh Hiya ma’am! *gets up and brush the dust off my coat, sheathing my sword* Somebody say robots? [i]yes[/i] Where? Take me to em! Let me chop something up! *i grip my sword handle*
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Inside the factory. Take a right and continue through those rooms.
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Okay! Thanks! *I turn and walk towards the factory, singing along the way* [b]Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars... let me see what springs like on a-Jupiter and Mars. in other words, hooold my haaaand In other words, baby, kisss me! La la lala la la lady da da da do da....[/b] *i take a right*
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A destroyed conveyor belt is pumping out quarter finished robots. They start charging energy!
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Edited by Sumpig-2: 8/25/2019 9:09:57 PM[b]...all I worship and ado-[/b] [i]you finished?[/i] Umm. Robo- [i]i know. Do something.[/i] Oh fine. *I raise my flamethrower and pull the trigger. A hiss, and gas flows out. Half a second later a spark lights the fumes and blue fire comes screaming out like a cleansing wave of heat.* [b]Burn baby burn.[/b] [i]wow[/i] A song for the right occasion.
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*You manage to [i][b]fry[/b][/i] their circuitry! You see some intact transmitters are activated.*
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*the fire ceases. I go up and examine the transmitters* Hmmm....
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They are sending a signal to the core of this place.
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Can we do anything with this? [i]i dunno let me try something. Switch?[/i] Gotcha. *[i]the room gets dimmer. The walls frost up. I fiddle with the device, turning it into a GPS kinda thing that indicates the direction of the core. [/i] The room goes back to normal...* Nice job. This may lead us to the boss. [i]or a trap. Or nothing. Or-[/i] Alright alright. Let’s go anyways.
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*as you move on the core the ground shakes. The building begins to lift into the air and small parts are opening. The part you are separates and rotates. You are now standing on what used to be a wall. There is a ladder on what used to be the roof that leads to the core.*
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Ummm.. [i]jump to the ladder[/i] I know i know. *I run and jump up to the ladder and climb to the top of it*
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You enter the main section. There are many more exposed machines lining the wall. There are 20 robots in the next room.
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Whatcha think? Sword or WEX? [i]sword[/i] Alright... *i walk forward and pull my sword from its sheath. Holding it in front of me* Wonder if they can shoot. [i]probably[/i] Lets see first. YO OVER HERE! [i]why?[/i] Just wanna test.
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One lifts its arm. A laser cannon opens at the end. A beam of energy hits you in the shoulder.
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*i look at my shoulder. The laser didn’t go through nor did it hurt. Cause lasers are light... they burn... my coat doesn’t... yay? Unless these do have force then my shoulder is dislocated tell me I’ll fix* So they can shoot. [i]just kill em[/i] Okay. *in a burst of speed I dash at the robots, making a dent in the floor where I pushed off. My sword ready to cleave their heads off.*
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You take out 5! The remaining 15 switch wave frequency so it can pass through normal matter and destabilize atoms. They begin to charge.
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Edited by Sumpig-2: 8/25/2019 10:06:21 PM[i]huh tougher than they look...[/i] Yeah. *i stand straight with my sword by my side. Trajectories from each laser appears to my eyes. I breath. The whirring grows louder. I walk forward.* [spoiler]tell me when one fires.[/spoiler]
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*the five closest robots activate melee mode and attack you. The rest continue charging.*