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Edited by Dancing_Downer: 7/25/2019 4:20:59 AM
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Someone told me to go to hell. Thinking about it, hell might not be all that bad

Yeah I was playing basketball with a dude today and I made him flinch and get out of his rhythm, I started talking a little trash he then told me to go to hell. Would that be such a bad thing? In hell they have: Rock/Heavy metal music Barbecue Free heating Hippies Pokémon Some kinky ass stuff Party people Basically everyone from offtopic And plenty of weed In heaven they have boring old people and dogs. [spoiler]This is not meant to offend any entity. I do not hate you for believing in religion. Ok? Got it?[/spoiler]
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  • Edited by A Tigerstorm: 7/26/2019 5:33:34 PM
    Hell is different to all kinds of people. My version of hell is a tad different than others. For me, there are 7 levels, 1 being the best (for hell) and 7 being the worst. To me Hell is often based on what you despised most in life. For example, if you hated eating meat, well then the first level of hell would have you eat meat for the rest of eternity. Eventually you would get used to it, and would move on. The seventh level of hell to me is reserved for the worst of the worst. Like Hitler and Stalin kind of bad. To me it’s the classic fire and brimstone version of hell, but jacked up past eleven. This is the part of hell that if it was a city, it would be a nightclub turned insane asylum with no benefits at all. Which brings me to Purgatory. I think of it like one of those waiting rooms where you wait for a doctor or some shit like that. Just nothing happening, you’re just sitting there and it’s just “Well this is my life now”

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