[i]So, you're me, soloing some nightfalls for fusion rifle kills because hell, why not get a pinnacle weapon. Things are fine, you're dying to reset enemy spawns and everything, tearing a swathe of destruction over and over. Then you make contact with the top of the wall you just jumped
Everything changes
You're going backwards
You don't know why
You try to jump to correct but your jump didn't reset on the giant angled ledge you just touched
You're falling
Falling........[/i]
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with chronic depression, crippling disbelief, or bouts of rage rivaled only by steroid users punching their girlfriends you could be entitled to [b]emotional compensation[/b]. These conditions are a rare cancer linked to [b]bullshit physics exposure[/b]. Exposure to bullshit physics in strikes, crucible, raids, or the material gathering industry [b]may have put you at risk[/b]. Please don't wait. Call for a [b]free[/b] legal consultation and emotional information packet
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I’m filing a lawsuit against physics