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7/15/2019 10:06:19 PM
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Mystery Physics Lawsuit

I have been exposed to mystery physics

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My loved one has been exposed to mystery physics

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I have mesothelioma

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[i]So, you're me, soloing some nightfalls for fusion rifle kills because hell, why not get a pinnacle weapon. Things are fine, you're dying to reset enemy spawns and everything, tearing a swathe of destruction over and over. Then you make contact with the top of the wall you just jumped Everything changes You're going backwards You don't know why You try to jump to correct but your jump didn't reset on the giant angled ledge you just touched You're falling Falling........[/i] If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with chronic depression, crippling disbelief, or bouts of rage rivaled only by steroid users punching their girlfriends you could be entitled to [b]emotional compensation[/b]. These conditions are a rare cancer linked to [b]bullshit physics exposure[/b]. Exposure to bullshit physics in strikes, crucible, raids, or the material gathering industry [b]may have put you at risk[/b]. Please don't wait. Call for a [b]free[/b] legal consultation and emotional information packet

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  • I was exposed to some BS in Gambit earlier. My initial spawn at the start of the game was off the map. Needless to say I screamed a bit and my friend laughed his ass off as I slowly fell because -blam!- warlock "jumps". ~w~

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