Damentia - makes you forget why you play
Cancer - just keeps getting worse
The clap- ahh it’s ok but a shot will knock it out
Parkinson’s- makes you shake involuntarily out of anger
The shits- because you feel like your gonna shit
Depression- just get more depressed while playing
Catatonic- no soul left in you. You just sit there drooling
It’s more depressing because the game is getting boring.