Fenchurch just found a sweet new ornament, Over the Edge, it cost only $50.00 and turns every weapon in your vault and inventory into an edge transit. It then nerfs grenade launcher blast radius to 5 cm. and damage to fall more in line with other similar options, such as sidearms.
I can assure you someone would buy that
Yup. I know. Haha. Datto would be first in line like, "Yeah guys, like...when I raid...and shit...I need need need that challenge, so I first delete all my enhancement cores and characters, make a new one, buy this mod and play from the beginning, and if I cant one phase the final boss on my first day, i reset again, and i just feel like if bungie forced everyone to play like me, i would be happier, and since bungie makes more money from my fans than it's own, theyll listen" Or something like that.
That might actually be a buff. Some of those sidearms are pretty mean.