Interesting, very interesting. If only I had a conveniently placed portal to the underworld, but alas I do not have such a thing. Ohh, I’ve always wanted to use alas in a sentence.
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The Underworld is currently undergoing maintenance/reform/annihilation.
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Aww that’s a bummer, I’ve heard it’s a great vacation spot this time of year. Wait did you say annihilation?
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No everything's fine now, the situation is contained!
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Hopefully it is, or else there could be a lot of problems that come from that place.
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Yeah, I've decided to keep the title and all that jazz, but there's going to be some changes around here! Starting with the decor, this whole frozen wasteland of endless night shtick isn't really my thing.
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That is good, it seemed something like an endless nuclear winter without radiation. But that’s just decorations, what about everything else? Anything anyone should be worried about?
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Nah, let the souls of the dead rest. Dreams for the decent, nightmares for the wicked. Better than the whole endless torment thing if you ask me.
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That sounds a lot better. At least now I no longer have to prepare to go down there and fight some evil version of you.