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5/27/2019 12:03:55 PM
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I must share this Reddit interaction with the lore community
So I was just minding my own business when I saw a Reddit post about a model of Calus' daughter. The fallowing comments... Killed me XD
[quote] Raw_Me_Knot: oh god Calus -blam!-ed
TR3-VR: Hey we know very little about cabal physiology. They could be like seahorses. The males give birth.
Raw_Me_Knot: oh god Calus has been -blam!-ed! [/quote]
Is this lore? Not really, but does it make me proud to be a lore nerd? Absolutely
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This is as about as accurate as saying WW2 didn’t happen. Still funny tho
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4 RepliesThey look like turtles to me. You ever see a turtle bone on YouTube?
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1 ReplyYa know, I was gonna something against this, but then I saw that TR3-VR said it and I decided it's best not to argue with our Overlord Doomba
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6 RepliesLol, that's pretty funny. I hope that the males don't give birth since it'd be weird, but it would kinda make sense I guess.
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6 RepliesTR3-VR has a Reddit account?
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4 RepliesWhy is funny that Calus got to smash or get smashed? Props to the dude, he earned his Mountaintop
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10 RepliesTHAT LIAR! He told me he was just another one of the robots and we wouldn’t have any mutant half-alien seahorse babies!
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A Lion of Judah- Israel Will Remain - old
Since the males are frontline combat and seem to be pretty stupid, I doubt they have the capacity for child rearing but hey...i suppose it's still viable. But if they give birth from anywhere, its gotta be from that ugly ass thing they call a mouth. Right? I bet it's a multi purpose, omni orifice...meant for all the absolutely revolting things a cabal can do with its body. -
3 RepliesI felt accomplished when I contributed to the long list of ways that Calus can reproduce
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4 Repliesat this point the cabal empire is just the future of the American army
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2 RepliesEdited by Hot Tasty Grits: 5/28/2019 1:11:10 PMThat’s what is happening in the Void room . He’s spitting sperm at you in hopes of a mutual agreement .
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4 RepliesCanon
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Genius
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Looks I need to give Reddit a visit...
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1 ReplyI remember seeing this comment. God it is funny
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Lol, that's pretty funny. I hope that the males don't give birth since it'd be weird, but it would kinda make sense I guess.
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I do really hope we tie up the story of the Conspirators in Penumbra, or at least interact with them.
