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Edited by ACROCANTHUS: 5/25/2019 7:51:54 PM
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Toaster's mistake.

Sitting on his counter doing toaster things and plotting nuclear destruction of the lands, toaster hears a crash in his home. And sees a harem of 20 skunk girls enter the room with ACRO following behind, [quote]what's going on?[/quote] Toaster asks. [quote]the koolaid man died today and his blood is on your hands this is a reckoning, these skunk girls will spray you and all your house until you are both destroyed.[/quote] ACRO monologued his plan like a villain. [quote]ACRO wait, I'm a toaster, I don't have a nose, and i can't smell.[/quote] toaster laughed as he realized that the mad genius had forgotten such a large flaw in his plan. [quote]that's what you think toasty... Spray him.[/quote] As soon as ACRO uttered those words 20 sprays of skunk were blasted straight at toaster. [quote]HAHAHA I smell nothing your plan failed face the consequences![/quote] toaster beamed as he began reaching for his spectacles of infinite charisma to convince ACRO out of existence. ACRO just gave a low, deep, and ominous chuckle and toaster had realized ACRO'S plan. The spray began to corrode his body and toaster became unable to move. [quote]Well you 20 can live here now and give me my porch back, oh and do whatever you want with toaster. Bye Bye my friend think about the koolaid man while you're frozen here. [/quote] The mad scientist walked away leaving toaster to the mercy of the 20 skunk girls.
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  • But no one has noticed that since skunk spray has tons of methane in it, the next time toaster tries to toast, he will ignite the methane and cause a large explosion ending him once and for all. The next time toaster toasts, he'll be toast

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