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5/20/2019 11:19:02 PM

This week at Bungie - But it's actually for next week and a prediction.

This week at Bungie, we are saying goodbye to Season of the No one asked for this. With Season of the No one asked for this. We showed you The Drifters delivery service, shown why matchmade raids should never happen, made all the lore nerds think the 4th wall is being broken, and single handedly made a meme to surpass Metal Gear. It truly was a good Season, but now it's time for mysteries to get even mystery-er. Because in two weeks, Flatulence will be upon us, and Phallus will need us once again. [u][b]THE SEASON OF FLATULENCE BEGINS[/b][/u] Starting June 4th all season pass owners will have access to The Season of Flatulence. Phallus' Leviathan has sucked in a bunch of Hive bois and their new leader: Ugandan Knuckles. Help Emperor Phallus destroy the bois and grow fat from Mcdonalds. . NEW RAID: The Crown of sorrows. . NEW HORDE MODE: The Terror of Knuckles . RESKINNED GUNS AND ARMOR . EVEN MORE NERFS . A NEW LIGHT LEVEL OF 777 (it was 750, but we like 7's lol) [u][b]SEASON OF FLATULENCE SANBDOX CHANGES[/u][/b] Last week, we talked about adjusting some popular gear, and you guys weren't happy about it. We felt it was absolutely needed and we are not at all wrong. However, we have decided to also buff some things to compensate for it. Here is just a taste of what we're buffing in Flatulence. [spoiler]👌SIKE FOOL![/spoiler] We have also adjusted some more weapons to fix balance issues. . Chaperone precision damage reduced by 55% in both PvP and PvE . Wardcliff Coil now does 5 damage per rocket in PvP . Thorn now has no DoT effects, Mark of the Pain boi gives a two damage DoT that lasts one second . Fusion rifle spread increased by 777% . 110, 140, and 150 HC's have 50% increase to bloom and recoil . Sword damage and ammo reserves decreased by 80% [u][b]MOVIE OF THE WEEK[/b][/u] You're all unworthy of this after whining so much, begone. That's all for this week, tune in next time for an entire twab full of bread memes and more nerfs.- Random worker who doesn't care about you guys.
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