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5/20/2019 12:49:19 PM
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Next nerf idea!
Hey Bungie,
I have an idea. For your next nerf you should take all the rocket launchers that have tracking module/cluster bomb on them and when you fire them have the rockets turn around and hit us guardians in the face.
This will make the encounters more challenging. Get on it.
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1 ReplyAlso make shotguns shoot from the butt end in your face.
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4 RepliesJotunn nerf: As soon as you pull the trigger in PVP you are banned for life and you have to drown yourself in an overflowing port-o-potty
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2 RepliesAll void supers replaced with a 4oz cup of grape juice that you spill on the enemies staining their clothes and making them generally upset.
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2 RepliesAll arc class supers should be replaced with static shocks that render the enemy uncomfortable for a moment. Super can only be charged by running on carpet.
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4 RepliesWhen your ghost revives you, you can only be revived into a vegetative state.
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2 RepliesJust nerf the whole game and discontinue Bungie existence..... nothing would make me more happy than 0 people playing this trash game of a company
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When you make a new character now you should start with cancer, because of all that radiation filled light. Also before you can get your first sparrow you need to go through classes, take a written test and a driving test. If your sparrow explodes you have to pay your insurance company for repairs, as well as your monthly rates will increase even if its not your fault.
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Bump! I’m shocked that this isn’t already a thing!
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Edited by iwanttolikediescoob: 5/22/2019 4:52:33 PMDestiny community: add more content and interesting activities! Bungie: we have heard your requests for more content so as a result we will be nerfing everything.
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1 ReplyNERF HERDER!
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Reverse rocket perk Lowers all stats, less damage, you have to turn around to fire it into the right direction and dodge so you won’t kill yourself
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Nerf bungie
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Personally, I think that pvp should be replaced by a friendly game of tag. If you push someone too hard you get a permanent ban.
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15 RepliesNo-no-no, I have much better idea! 1. Every firearm is muzzle-loader! Where you have manually to "QTE" the actual moves to load the gun before every shot. 2. To keep game challenging enough, all muzzle-loaders should also have matchlocks! Wheellocks only for exotics. Annual pass exotics. 3. Moreover, since introduction of these new weapons, there will be two new modifiers in activities - wind and rain. 4. Heavy should be replaced with real crew-served weapons, as this game is [b][i]multiplayer[/i][/b]-oriented. 5. Historical hand cannons should replace existing revolvers. 6. For promotion, Gladd makes new video - fastest raid completion in only 3 days! 7. Mbers goes nuts and yells "this gun's insane" at everything. 8... 9. Profit, success, Activision begs to buyback everything at 10x the cost.
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when you start an encounter bungie has a grizzly bear break into your house and -blam!- you in the arse so you can't really focus on whats going on with the mechanics anyway
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4 RepliesOk, how's about... Autorifles have a range of 2m. Pulse rifles fire a 0-round burst. Scouts have a 60% chance of exploding in your hand. Handcannons take 312 seconds to reload. Sidearms only work if you're carrying three of them. SMG's hold one bullet. Shotguns now fire only sparkly dust. Sniper scopes are painted black. Trace rifles shoot silly string. Fusions do continuous radiation damage to any Guardian carrying them, whether equipped or not. Rocket launcher sends rocket to a totally random location. Only D2 Year 1 machine guns and Destiny 1 grenade launchers may be used. Swords disappear from your inventory 17 seconds after mission start.
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Guns are too OP. Please replace with pillows.
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1 ReplyAll solar supers replaced with giving enemies Indian burns on their arms.
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How about guns should explodes randomly, as well as jamming. Make them realistic.
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5 RepliesThey should nerf our characters back to level 20 with max power 300. Keep all encounters the same level and power.
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They should add a new boss whose wipe mechanic is it takes away all your exotics and removes them from your collections too.
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That's a great idea.!! LMAO
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1 ReplyBest nerf idea yet! Have every fun shoot nerf bullets since were nerfing just about everything.
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all weapons need to be turned into sticks
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I would actually enjoy that
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OK, this was a solid post. Big thumbs up for you :D
