I would not trust them to buy me a jar of Miracle Whip, the -blam!-ers would most likely come back with a 5-pack of socks.
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[quote]I would not trust them to buy me a jar of Miracle Whip, the -blam!-ers would most likely come back with a 5-pack of socks.[/quote] What are you talking about? The government is competent, virtuous and moral. And they NEVER waste money, because government spenders are very careful with their, I mean your money. Just look at the following shiny examples. The VA. Medicare. Food stamps. The Pentagon just... all of it. Social security. Yup all these programs run like a dream and there's no waste or nonsense whatsoever.. I say the government should run even more of our lives, like our entire system of healthcare (more than they already do) or how I'm allowed to defend my home if somebody wants to endanger my life. I dream of a world where going to a doctor can be just as painless as going to the department of motor vehicles.
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Edited by Darth Turtle: 4/20/2019 7:46:07 PM[quote][quote]I would not trust them to buy me a jar of Miracle Whip, the -blam!-ers would most likely come back with a 5-pack of socks.[/quote] What are you talking about? The government is competent, virtuous and moral. And they NEVER waste money, because government spenders are very careful with their, I mean your money. Just look at the following shiny examples. The VA. Medicare. Food stamps. The Pentagon just... all of it. Social security. Yup all these programs run like a dream and there's no waste or nonsense whatsoever.. I say the government should run even more of our lives, like our entire system of healthcare (more than they already do) or how I'm allowed to defend my home if somebody wants to endanger my life. I dream of a world where going to a doctor can be just as painless as going to the department of motor vehicles.[/quote] Completely agree that’s why they should have a monopoly on the means of violence!
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[quote][quote][quote]I would not trust them to buy me a jar of Miracle Whip, the -blam!-ers would most likely come back with a 5-pack of socks.[/quote] What are you talking about? The government is competent, virtuous and moral. And they NEVER waste money, because government spenders are very careful with their, I mean your money. Just look at the following shiny examples. The VA. Medicare. Food stamps. The Pentagon just... all of it. Social security. Yup all these programs run like a dream and there's no waste or nonsense whatsoever.. I say the government should run even more of our lives, like our entire system of healthcare (more than they already do) or how I'm allowed to defend my home if somebody wants to endanger my life. I dream of a world where going to a doctor can be just as painless as going to the department of motor vehicles.[/quote] Completely agree that’s why they should have a monopoly on the means of violence![/quote] *laughs in ammosexual*
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[quote]I would not trust them to buy me a jar of Miracle Whip, the -blam!-ers would most likely come back with a 5-pack of socks.[/quote] Or worse.....Duke’s Mayo!
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