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Edited by Taoster:
3/13/2019 7:03:36 PM
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The Toaster and His New...Friends...
[quote][b]Sitting within his Laboratory, the Toaster was nearly finished with one of his many projects...This one in particular was creating and combining infection with machine... He had nearly perfected with his [i]subject[/i] but that strain wasn't as infectious nor as aggressive as what he wanted... Finishing his work he handed a small but very dangerous vial to his [i]indoctrinated [/i]ally: WiErDScIeNcE11 and sent the husk of a man to...[i]share it[/i]... With one plan in motion the Toaster stepped through a portal to the forests of Offtopic, once there he began his profane ritual and opened an [i]Oblivion Gate[/i]... Teleporting from one place to the next he opened more and more across the land... Once a [i]sufficient[/i] amount of Gates were opened he continued onto his next task... Once again jumping from place to place he now anchored this world to [i]Coldharbour [/i]and finally he returned to his lair to sit, watch and wait for more of his [i]Friends[/i] to arrive...[i]From the Stars[/i]...[/b][/quote]
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Hahaha
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[quote][quote][b]Sitting within his Laboratory, the Toaster was nearly finished with one of his many projects...This one in particular was creating and combining infection with machine... He had nearly perfected with his [i]subject[/i] but that strain wasn't as infectious nor as aggressive as what he wanted... Finishing his work he handed a small but very dangerous vial to his [i]indoctrinated [/i]ally: WiErDScIeNcE11 and sent the husk of a man to...[i]share it[/i]... With one plan in motion the Toaster stepped through a portal to the forests of Offtopic, once there he began his profane ritual and opened an [i]Oblivion Gate[/i]... Teleporting from one place to the next he opened more and more across the land... Once a [i]sufficient[/i] amount of Gates were opened he continued onto his next task... Once again jumping from place to place he now anchored this world to [i]Coldharbour [/i]and finally he returned to his lair to sit, watch and wait for more of his [i]Friends[/i] to arrive...[i]From the Stars[/i]...[/b][/quote][/quote]
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20 RepliesDo you hear the [i]noise[/i] the [i]voices[/i]... [spoiler]they are everywhere[/spoiler] - [b][i]Aku the Insane[/i][/b]
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1 ReplyThis should be amusing
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2 RepliesToaster, you wish to parley yes? [spoiler]The Templar Legion will be waiting...[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI have arrived from a distant land. Now that I have survived the journey it’s time to put an end to this madness...
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Can’t be bothered to read it. Good job!
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1 ReplyI might know these aliens, do they go [spoiler]Beep?[/spoiler]
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Does the toaster listen to Jackie Wilson in its spare time?
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4 RepliesSo, Toaster, hows everything been for you? What kind of, stuff, you got going on?
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1 ReplyDragon, nearby and hidden, though no less aware of Toaster’s goings on, naps unphased by the danger that is building. There has been far worse that has occurred, and it’s reoccurring has not yet been set into motion.
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<So you seek to bring the fires of Oblivion upon this land..> <So be it> [quote][i][Initiating OT protocol 1] [ULT 10 Warheads armed] [Standing by] [/i][/quote]
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Edited by Speaker: 3/13/2019 10:23:15 PM*Deep inside secret Vault B Mita, is the procedure ready?? [quote]the quantum destabilizers will remove all vestiges of the Toasters mind control, though we are still unsure as to how it exactly works, and even less certain what the lasting effects will be... sir, you could be driven insane [/quote] *sitting beneath the quantum engine, serpent braces himself* Do it Mita... [quote]Sir...[/quote] Mita! [quote]powering up quantum destabilizer[/quote] *screams echoed through the deep recesses of Vault B.*
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7 RepliesI Will now begin my Crusade against the Toaster Via Summoning Tiamat and Begin Teraforming ColdHarbour in to a Lush Paradise
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Aight
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2 RepliesFriends from the stars? What if the stars harbor only enemies?
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11 Replies*stifles yawn* Space demons? Aliens from hell? Damn, another boring Wednesday. *stretches* Don’t sweat it boys, cock coils here isn’t the only one with [i]friends[/i]... [spoiler]*on phone* Hey, how’s it going? So listen, I need a favor. Like, a BFG kinda favor...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIt’s time for me to stop messing around and unleash the might of the storm
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23 RepliesWhat have you done?!
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6 RepliesNo! This can't be real! You wouldn't!
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1 ReplyShoot, if you kill everything I won’t be able to pick up my dry cleaning in time!
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4 RepliesEdited by Virus: 3/13/2019 7:54:59 PMMachine + Infection... That’s exactly me. Toaster comrade I can give you a sample of my technological virus or biological malware, call it what you will. [spoiler]Interesting[/spoiler]
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Edited by Dagoth Tokodia: 3/13/2019 8:17:07 PMYou fookin wot s'wit, that's it? I'm calling the ALMSIVI here... [spoiler]Dagoth Ur too...[/spoiler]
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7 Replies[spoiler]An Off-topic Oblivion Crisis...epic[/spoiler]
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[i]Clyde watches from his personal complex[/i] This will be interesting
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