There are 7 steps in the Thorn quest and they are fairly straight forward you must complete the following
Step 1: Find a Broken Thorn
You must play
100 Crucible Matches
100 Competitive Matches.
Step 2: Gather Hadronic Essence
The Gunsmith wants to use Hadronic Essence to power up Thorn. To obtain the material, players will need to complete these three objectives in order
Kill 100 Warlocks in the Crucible. Death loses progress by 2 kills
Kill 100 Titans in the Crucible Death loses progress by 2 kills
Kill 100 Hunters in the Crucible Death loses progress by 2 kills
Step 3: Gather Plasteel Plating
To obtain the material, players will need to complete these three objectives in order
Get 100 Warlock multi kills in the Crucible. Death removes loses progress by 3 kills
Get 100 Titan multi kills in the Crucible. Death loses progress by 3 kills
Get 100 Hunter multi kills in the Crucible. Death loses progress by 3 kills
Step 4: Sapphire Wire
To obtain the material, players will need to complete these three objectives in order
Get 100 Warlock Precision multi kills in the Crucible. Death loses progress by 4 kills
Get 100 Titan Precision multi kills in the Crucible. Death loses progress by 4 kills
Get 100 Hunter Precision multi kills in the Crucible. Death loses progress by 4 kills
Step 5: Void Kills
The goal is to get Void and Hand cannon kills in the Crucible
Get 100 Void ability kills. Death loses progress by 5 kills
Get 100 Void Hand Cannon kills. Death loses progress by 5 kills
Step 6: The Farm
Head to The Farm and visit Tyra Karn. She will tell you to head back to the Crucible. At this point a special version of crucible will open up.
In this version of the crucible as a soloists you will be matched against a six stack of pre made pup stomping sweaty perverts. Once logged into Crucible you will be completely a-s -blam!- and humiliated by dying at least 30 times for their perverted pleasure. The sweaties will then report directly to Cosmo and DMG04 on whether or not you satisfied their lustfull perverted desires. If you did you can move on to step 7. If not then rinse and repeat.
Step 7: Pup-stompers Song
A new mission labeled Pub-Stompers Song will appear that offers a unique version of Crucible. In this version of the crucible as a soloists you will again be matched against a six stack of pre made pup stomping sweaty perverts. In this special instance though you will be forced to stand in a Circle surrounded by the sweaties on all sides. I cannot go into detail about what you will be forced to go through as it is to graphic and down right disturbing but lets just say that while you are being completely humiliated the Sweaty Perverts will be having the time of their lives. Again the sweaties will report directly to Cosmo and DMG04 on whether or not you satisfied their lustfull perverted desires. If you did you get thorn. If not then rinse and repeat!
Good Luck and have fun.
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This. Definitely this.
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I Almost quit trying to get thorn lol
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You actually had me at the start 🤣
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Not gonna lie they had us in the first half
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Nice try troll
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Why waste your time writing all of that? Weird post...
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[quote]Why waste your time writing all of that? Weird post...[/quote] For real though
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Time to dust off Luna’s
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Wrong on all The steps for the class materials can be done three ways for each bounties, kill either titans, warlocks, or hunters, EP, nightfall, blindwell The void kills in crucible has no death sets you back down side but has a multiplier for comp or iron banner The savathun song special is like the d1 y1 summoning pits kill the two wizards then kill the shreiker Also you vist Tyra Karn at the farm
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LOL did you read my whole post
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Yeah I know it’s a joke I’m just putting the actual steps out for everyone
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You forgot the step "Return to Ada-1" after the Crucible steps
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That is a -blam!-ing lie the Thorn quest has options for PVE and PVP to get it done outside the one PVP part
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Edited by 1987 GM Sunraycer: 3/11/2019 10:00:30 PMDude it’s a joke and it’s accurate
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Do you not understand sarcasim
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I wonder if he read the final 2 steps and if he believed them then this country is in a lot of trouble
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I recognised it for what it was, an attempt at humour.