[quote][b]When I meet people, I ask them this.[/b][/quote]
I really want this to be a literal statement.
[quote]*Kshh* Welcome to Wendy's, would you like to try our new quintuple baconat-
[u]What[/u] is the [i]most important[/i] [b]thing[/b] to you || in -_life_-?
*Kshh, but reluctantly* ...Please place your ord-
~~What~~ [u][i][b]do[/b][/i][/u] *=you=* truly want[/b] in [i]life[/i]?[/quote]
Anyway, the questions are fine, but you know that being Smirky Guy isn't a good look on anyone lol. To make my contribution though...
Most important thing: success
Truly want: success
Tbf that makes me sound like Douchey Guy, so feel free to make fun of me for that.
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You actually work at Wendy’s...
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I'm actually an unpaid intern at Wendy's, so under federal guidelines it's not classified as "work". That said, related to how my deepest desire is success, I believe that within the next 50 - 60 years I will have gained enough experience to be promoted to [i]the[/i] Wendy and have total dominion over fast food chili.
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Have you considered other forms of employment. . .
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Edited by Partisan: 3/7/2019 10:50:58 PMName one other job where, over the course of a half-century, the corporation genetically modifies you to not only appear like, but also have the superpowers of The Wendy.
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[b]- The Garbage Man -[/b] [i]Collecting the civilians waste. Driving around, House by House. Whether blistering Winds or Scorching Deserts. Morning / Noon / Night. The Garbage will [u]always[/u] be there.[/i] |Because, not all heroes wear capes.
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Edited by Partisan: 3/7/2019 11:09:19 PM[quote]|Because, not all heroes wear capes.[/quote] There is only one hero, and She wears Tactical Pigtails, not a "cape", to balance her 12ft frame. Your insolence to the Divine Mother has been noted. (Also to note: I should probably bail on the Wendy's lore because have no idea where I'm going with it)
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[i]Dont start nothing, and there won’t be nothing[/i] 😏 If you’re going to do something, do it with [b]conviction[/b]... Rather then Bail half way through.
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Edited by Partisan: 3/8/2019 12:23:35 AMThink of yourself as the heir to the Wendy's Extended Universe I brought to life, a sort of Christopher to my J.R.R. Create the language, draw the maps, and tell us the stories of our twelve-footed, four-armed, two-pigtailed God-Queen!
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The heir. . . Sell off the brand, it’s resources and if it exists some sort of secret ingredient. Sell it off, that way [u]when[/u] it goes bankrupt... It’s no longer my problem. 😏🌯
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Well, I appreciate that you know your creative limits. As I continue along my path of Wendification, I will try to bring you stories of what lies on the other side of the square patty-- is it really 4 for $4, or is it something more?
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Less obvious cringe and more creative cringe. 😏🥪