Are you ready to pick the most disgusting food items from a choice of four my beautiful OffTopic rebellion, have fun? HAHAHA. (jk)
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A. Extra salty whole wheat bun dipped in muddy water with fish eyeballs and mustard and garlic sauce combined with Texas Pete Hotsauce and icing with dandruff sprinkled on top.
B. Pizza that is burnt with blended fish guts for the "pasta" and mustard and mudballs for the topping, lastly with some garlic powder and squid inc and half a gallon of human spit to drink it down.
C. Toasted bread with dirt in the buns and a pile of snot to dip the toast in and eat it with the world's hottest hot sauce while drinking pickle juice with birthday cake mixed into it, and eating a piece of the worlds hotest candy.
E. Marshmallow with BBQ sauce dip in it and mayo and bud light mixed to wash it down, after you must drink twelve shots of mustard and fish eggs mixed.