[i]Previously…[/i]
[u]“Do you kno de wae?”[/u]
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Back to the present…[/i]
[u]“Do you kno wae?”[/u] Clamored Ugandan Chungus.
“Why in the good name of porch day is he here?” said Nil as they ran to cover.
“Well he’s here, isn’t he? Then let’s get to taking out this meme, one Internet forum by one. [u]Ugandan Chungus[/u]. From what I can gather he sits on a bridge outside of #Offtopic. He’s well protected, but with the right team, we just might not die trying to outrun him, and return to the gates of our fair land.” Said Zbruh.
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Sounds of crickets are heard for fifteen seconds. [/i]
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“We must rise my bruddahs!”[/u] Screamed Ugandan Chungus.
“Run for it! I’ll distract him!” Said CattyWampus. The adventurers sprint to the bridge.
[i]The bridge from #Gaming to #Offtopic was very old. It was kept on decent condition, and travel was common. About 20 feet wide, the bridge was rather scenic with its ornate stone carvings and vines growing along the sides. The arches underneath were graffitied with political posts, the bumps holding the bridge together. But in recent times #Gaming was to become a shattered wasteland, the refugees found refuge where they could. #Offtopic welcomed them, but Ugandan Chungus had stopped travel across the bridge, forcing immigrants to find safe haven elsewhere. [/i]
CattyWampus yelled, trying to get Chungus’ attention. But [u]Moi Bruddah[/u] would not be outwitted.
CattyWampus used Distract!
It’s not very effective…
Ugandan Chungus used Rise My Bruddahs!
It’s super effective!
Ugandan Chungus 2 appeared!
“We were so close…” said CoolHandLuke.
“Well cat my dogs and bread my butter I’m gonna beat your silly fluffy tailed memeing a$$3$ into my aunt Jeffiners Rabbit pie tonight, says’I,” Said Zbruh.
“What on earth I thought you were Russ-“ “Well oil my car and grease my hair you do say the funniest things, Catty. Now, you run along and play. Imma have some fu-un,” Said a grinning Zbruh.
Zbruh used Varvatos Impendos!
It’s super effective!
Chungi used forget de wae!
But it failed!
Varvatos Vex appeared!
Varvatos Vex used Die by my glorious hands!
Ugandan Chungus 2 fainted!
Zbruh used b!tch slap O’ Justice!
It’s super effective!
Ugandan Chungus fainted!
Zbruh used skin ‘em to the bone!
Zbruh found 3 Chungus steak!
“Yee yee we gonna eat mighty fine tonight I dare say!” Said Zbruh.
[b]“Where did you find me, mortal?”[/b] Asked Varvatos Vex.
“In the comments.”
[b]“Oh. Cool. Can I walk back with you guys?”[/b]
“Fine by me.”
“S’all good mane.”
[b]“Thanks dude uh hell yeah brother.”
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The group crosses the bridge to #Offtopic, and pass the decrepit sign welcoming all to #Offtopic. They meet with Cell-3, who gives them a warm welcome. “[b]Congrats on escaping the ban, but I’m afraid you can’t get back. No one can. It’s best if you see it yourself,”[/b] said Cell.
[i]The group walks to the walls of #Offtopic, the proud spires of their community ascending to the heavens beyond them. They almost reach the gatehouse when Cell-3 shouts”duck!” As a purple, ominous car drives by. Zbruh’s foot gets run over as he pushes Catty to safety.
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“Mr. Wampus.. I don’t feel so good…”
He fades into dust before their eyes.
[i]To be continued…
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[spoiler] I’ve never made it to the top of trending, so hehe yay me ig. Like last time advice and ideas are encouraged. [/spoiler]
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Yes one order for Major Tom [spoiler]Only the cultured will know...[/spoiler]